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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Young Grasshopper by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, February 25, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Young Grasshopper!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Grasshopper fires a left roundhouse to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Grasshopper lunges with a barrage of shots to the head, but comes up empty.
Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grasshopper fires a barrage of shots to the nose.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 9 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 5 of 22 punches.

Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9

Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grasshopper is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Grasshopper tries a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Grasshopper throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer backs out of it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper fires a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper tries a right uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 4 of 8 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 3 of 23 punches.

Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9

Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grasshopper receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Grasshopper attempts a cross to the chest, but Slammer ducks.
+Grasshopper hits with a series of painful blows to the ribs.
-Grasshopper charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Slammer ties him up.
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-Grasshopper probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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+Slammer thumps Grasshopper with a series of punches to the chin!
Slammer lands a sudden cross to the jaw and Grasshopper drops like a stone!!

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Grasshopper struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slammer hammers Grasshopper with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
+Slammer suprises Grasshopper with a series of punches to the eye. Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Grasshopper's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grasshopper can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!