Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Nolan Nadelson AAA by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Thursday, February 24, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Nolan Nadelson AAA!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Nolan fires a volley of punches to the face! Tutu! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Nolan connects with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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+Nolan punches Tutu! with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Nolan tries a volley of shots to the head, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
-Tutu! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Nolan probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Nolan lashes out with a pair of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Nolan tosses a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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+Nolan scores with a barrage of loud punches to the eye. Tutu! ignores it.
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+Nolan wakes up the fans with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Nolan charges with a right to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu! wallops Nolan with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Nolan nails Tutu! with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu! lashes out with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Tutu! paws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Nolan punches Tutu! with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
+Nolan lands a flurry of stinging punches to the nose. Tutu! falls against the ropes!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 9 of 34 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 46 of 66 punches.
Nolan Nadelson AAA won the round 10-9
Nolan Nadelson AAA is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Nolan collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Nolan paws a flurry of blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! paws a pair of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Nolan lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu! hits with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Nolan sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Nolan probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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-Tutu! tries a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Nolan backs out of it.
-Nolan fires a jab to the solar plexus, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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+Nolan wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Nolan paws a jab to the jaw, but misses.
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-Nolan probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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+Tutu! hurts Nolan with a barrage of light punches to the stomach. Tutu! is raining blows! Nolan collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu! is slowing down.
Nolan can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Nolan Nadelson AAA 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by a technical knockout!
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