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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BB Demon XIII by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, February 23, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BB Demon XIII!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii throws a barrage of wild shots to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Bb Demon Xiii with a solid hook to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a pair of stinging blows to the stomach.
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+Bb Demon Xiii connects with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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+Bb Demon Xiii takes charge with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii hits with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB Demon XIII landed 24 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 22 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Bb Demon Xiii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 annoys Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+Bb Demon Xiii rocks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach!!
+Bb Demon Xiii tosses a nice straight right to the solar plexus.
+Bb Demon Xiii hits with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Bb Demon Xiii with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 nails Bb Demon Xiii with a volley of furious blows to the solar plexus. Bb Demon Xiii backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bb Demon Xiii tattoos Dorkness 4 with a flurry of quick shots to the chest. Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB Demon XIII landed 21 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 19 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Bb Demon Xiii is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of strong shots to the stomach. Bb Demon Xiii grimaces in pain.
Dorkness 4 lands a vicious left cross to the jaw and Bb Demon Xiii hurtles to the canvas!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bb Demon Xiii lands a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Bb Demon Xiii with a stiff uppercut to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of blows to the stomach!!
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii wallops Dorkness 4 with a straight right to the ribs.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Dorkness 4 pokes Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 annoys Bb Demon Xiii with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Bb Demon Xiii whacks Dorkness 4 with a series of heavy shots to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB Demon XIII landed 12 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 22 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-26


Bb Demon Xiii collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest. Bb Demon Xiii is hurt!
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+Dorkness 4 lands a volley of blows to the chest. Bb Demon Xiii backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 4 lands a decisive right punch in the nose and Bb Demon Xiii's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of hard blows to the chest. Bb Demon Xiii shakes his head to clear it.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of vicious blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a bone crushing haymaker and Bb Demon Xiii is knocked off his feet!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 4 stuns Bb Demon Xiii with a light right to the stomach! Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii connects with a flurry of nice blows to the ribs.
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-Bb Demon Xiii attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 hides behind his gloves.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Bb Demon Xiii with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bb Demon Xiii lunges with a series of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Bb Demon Xiii attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 4 attacks with a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 lands a brutal left blow to the temple and Bb Demon Xiii goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bb Demon Xiii can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!