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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated I stole this from Manny v1.01 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, February 18, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is I stole this from Manny v1.01!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Manny V1.01 lashes out with a series of left blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Manny V1.01 hits with a flurry of wild blows to the ribs.
-Manny V1.01 fires a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 9 of 25 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Manny V1.01 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Manny V1.01 throws a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 paws a right uppercut to the ribs, but Slammer escapes.
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-Manny V1.01 lashes out with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Manny V1.01 lunges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Slammer ducks.
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-Slammer paws a series of left blows to the mouth, but misses.
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+Manny V1.01 staggers Slammer with a stiff sweeping right to the ribs!
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 6 of 24 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Manny V1.01 attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Slammer steps aside.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 probes with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Slammer steps aside.
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-Manny V1.01 throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Slammer covers himself well.
Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 4 of 26 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 30-27


Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 4

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 fights inside. (inside)

-Manny V1.01 paws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Slammer nails Manny V1.01 with a series of commanding punches to the chest. Manny V1.01 ignores it.
Slammer lands a ferocious blow to the temple and Manny V1.01 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Manny V1.01 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Manny V1.01 charges with a left right to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Slammer tattoos Manny V1.01 with a volley of punches to the ribs. Manny V1.01 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Slammer sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Manny V1.01's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!