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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Young Grasshopper by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, February 11, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Young Grasshopper!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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+Grasshopper tattoos Slammer with a flurry of vicious blows to the chin.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper tries a flurry of right shots to the temple, but misses.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Slammer blocks.
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-Grasshopper probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Young Grasshopper landed 5 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.

Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9

Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 10-9


Grasshopper is obviously tired.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper launches a cross to the ribs, but Slammer ties him up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Slammer backs out of it.
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-Grasshopper attempts a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Young Grasshopper landed 4 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9

Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 20-18


Grasshopper receives medical attention from his trainer.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

-Grasshopper probes with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Slammer leaps aside.
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+Slammer smacks Grasshopper with a jab to the solar plexus. Grasshopper laughs! Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Grasshopper begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Grasshopper can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!