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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BB Demon XIII by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, February 9, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BB Demon XIII!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bb Demon Xiii pops Dorkness 4 with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii wakes up the fans with a volley of light blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest.
+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii fires a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 fires a series of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii wakes up the fans with a flurry of hard shots to the stomach.
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+Bb Demon Xiii tattoos Dorkness 4 with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB Demon XIII landed 23 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 22 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Bb Demon Xiii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bb Demon Xiii attacks with a pair of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 drills Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
+Bb Demon Xiii hits with a series of blows to the chest. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a commanding jab to the ribs. Bb Demon Xiii laughs!
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Bb Demon Xiii strikes with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a pair of powerful blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 thumps Bb Demon Xiii with a series of punches to the chest!
Dorkness 4 lands a powerful cross to the jaw and Bb Demon Xiii lands flat on his back!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bb Demon Xiii launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii backs up Dorkness 4 with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB Demon XIII landed 16 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-17


Bb Demon Xiii is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of punches to the chest. Bb Demon Xiii backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bb Demon Xiii wakes up the fans with a series of vicious shots to the chest.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Bb Demon Xiii hurts Dorkness 4 with a nice hook to the stomach!! Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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-Bb Demon Xiii probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hammers Bb Demon Xiii with a hard right to the solar plexus. Bb Demon Xiii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 4 lands a powerful right cross to the jaw and Bb Demon Xiii hurtles to the canvas!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 4 belts Bb Demon Xiii with a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a tremendous right haymaker and Bb Demon Xiii's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
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-Bb Demon Xiii probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 4 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 4 clocks Bb Demon Xiii with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
+Bb Demon Xiii takes charge with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BB Demon XIII landed 11 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-24


Bb Demon Xiii receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 tags Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Bb Demon Xiii collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bb Demon Xiii can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

The doctor won't let BB Demon XIII continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 4 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!