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(Strawweight) Thai waitress defeated Straw Dork Boom I by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.

Match Monday, February 7, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Thai waitress!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Waitress hits with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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+Boom I solidly lands a series of stinging combinations to the mouth.
+Boom I backs up Waitress with an elbow! The audience is howling!
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+Boom I backs up Waitress with a pair of powerful combinations to the head.
Boom I lands a well placed right blow to the head and Waitress falls senseless!!

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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I solidly lands a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
+Boom I nails Waitress with a flurry of mean combinations to the eye.
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+Waitress grazes Boom I with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Waitress hurts Boom I with a series of stinging punches to the head!
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+Waitress connects with a barrage of furious combinations to the solar plexus.
+Boom I tags Waitress with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth. Waitress falls against the ropes!
+Waitress connects with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Waitress solidly lands a series of punches to the mouth. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Waitress shakes Boom I with a pair of off balance punches to the temple. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Boom I attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Waitress rocks Boom I with a jab to the head.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 20 of 30 punches, and Thai waitress landed 41 of 41 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-8


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Waitress doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Waitress slams Boom I with a pair of heavy combinations to the head. Boom I ignores it.
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+Waitress clocks Boom I with a flurry of solid punches to the chin!
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Waitress lands a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Waitress hits Boom I with a series of nice punches to the jaw. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Waitress grazes Boom I with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Waitress hurts Boom I with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Waitress hits with a series of punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Waitress pounds Boom I with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
+Boom I takes charge with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Boom I fires a series of punches to the chest!! Waitress gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and Thai waitress landed 43 of 43 punches.

Thai waitress won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 19-18


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Waitress doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Boom I attacks with a left combination to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Boom I lunges with a pair of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Waitress leaps aside.
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+Boom I hits Waitress with a pair of combinations to the ribs!
+Boom I hammers Waitress with a cross to the chest. Waitress falls against the ropes!
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+Waitress nails Boom I with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Waitress attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye!
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+Waitress hits with a volley of mean combinations to the nose. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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+Waitress pounds Boom I with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Waitress jars Boom I with a nice straight right to the head.
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+Waitress pops Boom I with a series of hard punches to the head.
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+Waitress catches Boom I with a cross to the mouth. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Waitress whacks Boom I with a volley of strong punches to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 22 punches, and Thai waitress landed 37 of 38 punches.

Thai waitress won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Waitress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Waitress nails Boom I with a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Waitress tags Boom I with a flurry of vicious combinations to the stomach.
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+Waitress tags Boom I with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Boom I clocks Waitress with a mean roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Waitress hurts Boom I with a cross to the temple.
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+Waitress punches Boom I with a barrage of nasty shots to the head.
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+Waitress connects with a jab to the temple.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Waitress lands a light straight right to the solar plexus.
+Boom I hurts Waitress with a off balance cross to the stomach. Waitress quickly recovers.
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-Boom I lunges with a right jab to the solar plexus, but Waitress steps aside.
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+Waitress jolts Boom I with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest. Boom I covers up.
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+Waitress strikes with a vicious uppercut to the mouth. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and Thai waitress landed 38 of 40 punches.

Thai waitress won the round 10-9

Thai waitress is winning the fight 38-37


Boom I is obviously tired.

Waitress grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Boom I paws a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Waitress throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Waitress throws a series of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Waitress solidly lands a barrage of wild punches to the face!! Boom I gets mad!
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+Waitress shakes Boom I with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Waitress wakes up the fans with a strong cross to the head. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Boom I smacks Waitress with a jab to the ribs.
+Waitress takes charge with a jab to the ribs. Boom I doesn't notice.
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+Waitress throws a off balance sweeping right to the chin.
-Boom I attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Waitress stays away from it.
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+Waitress pounds Boom I with a stinging left to the jaw. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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+Boom I hammers Waitress with a series of mean blows to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 10 of 25 punches, and Thai waitress landed 41 of 41 punches.

Thai waitress won the round 10-9

Thai waitress is winning the fight 48-46


Boom I is obviously tired.

Waitress grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Waitress hammers Boom I with a volley of stiff punches to the nose. Boom I covers up.
+Waitress thumps Boom I with a barrage of heavy combinations to the face.
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+Waitress jolts Boom I with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I probes with a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Boom I staggers Waitress with a flurry of wild combinations to the ribs.
-Boom I tries to land a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Waitress covers himself well.
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+Boom I rocks Waitress with a pair of punches to the solar plexus! Waitress hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Waitress jolts Boom I with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw!
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+Waitress belts Boom I with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Waitress hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Waitress tosses a series of loud punches to the stomach. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches, and Thai waitress landed 38 of 38 punches.

Thai waitress won the round 10-9

Thai waitress is winning the fight 58-55


Boom I is slowing down.

Waitress grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I attacks with a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Waitress scores with a pair of combinations to the eye!!
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+Waitress hits with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
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+Waitress clocks Boom I with a mean combination to the eye. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Boom I tries a volley of left combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Boom I pounds Waitress with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Waitress hits Boom I with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Waitress lands a flurry of off balance combinations to the nose!!
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-Boom I launches a series of combinations to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 8 of 25 punches, and Thai waitress landed 28 of 33 punches.

Thai waitress won the round 10-9

Thai waitress is winning the fight 68-64


Boom I is slowing down.

Waitress grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Waitress wallops Boom I with a series of light blows to the face.
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-Boom I throws a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Boom I pokes Waitress with a series of wild combinations to the chest. Waitress doesn't seem bothered.
-Boom I tries to land a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Waitress ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 7 of 24 punches, and Thai waitress landed 7 of 7 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Thai waitress is winning the fight 77-74


Boom I is slowing down.

Waitress grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Boom I attempts a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Boom I tries a volley of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Waitress covers himself well.
+Waitress hits with a volley of punches to the chin. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
+Boom I whacks Waitress with a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
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+Waitress whacks Boom I with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Boom I paws a jab to the solar plexus, but Waitress takes it in the forearms.
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+Waitress fires a series of painful punches to the temple!!
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+Waitress attacks with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
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+Waitress tosses a barrage of strong punches to the temple. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Waitress throws a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 8 of 24 punches, and Thai waitress landed 32 of 32 punches.

Thai waitress won the round 10-9

Thai waitress is winning the fight 87-83


Boom I is slowing down.

Waitress grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I probes with a barrage of left combinations to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Waitress suprises Boom I with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple!
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-Boom I tries a volley of right punches to the chest, but Waitress steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 5 of 24 punches, and Thai waitress landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Thai waitress is winning the fight 96-93


Boom I is slowing down.

Waitress grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Boom I nails Waitress with a left to the solar plexus.
+Waitress connects with a flurry of off balance blows to the chin. Boom I gets mad!
+Waitress grazes Boom I with a series of nasty blows to the mouth.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Waitress leaps aside.
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-Boom I launches a pair of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I launches a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 5 of 22 punches, and Thai waitress landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Thai waitress is winning the fight 105-103


Boom I is slowing down.

Waitress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I attacks with a volley of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Waitress backs out of it.
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-Boom I attempts a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Boom I slams Waitress with a series of punches to the eye.
+Waitress hits Boom I with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of combinations to the head, but Waitress ties him up.
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+Boom I tosses Waitress with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
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+Boom I throws a solid combination to the nose.
-Boom I lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 10 of 39 punches, and Thai waitress landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Thai waitress is winning the fight 114-113


Boom I looks exhausted.

Waitress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 3: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 4: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 5: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 6: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 7: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9

Total Score: Thai waitress 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 3: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 4: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 5: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 6: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 7: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9

Total Score: Thai waitress 114-113


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 3: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 4: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 5: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 6: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 7: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9

Total Score: Thai waitress 114-113

Thai waitress wins by decision!