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(Cruiserweight) Coconut Water defeated Bjorn Ulvaeus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, February 5, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Coconut Water!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Bjorn Ulvaeus!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Ulvaeus pounds Water with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Ulvaeus fires a volley of mean shots to the face.
Ulvaeus lands a decisive haymaker and Water falls senseless!!

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TWO

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FOUR

FIVE

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SEVEN

EIGHT
Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Ulvaeus drills Water with a cross to the face.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Water attacks with a uppercut to the solar plexus! Ulvaeus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Water tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Water fires a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Ulvaeus leaps aside.
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+Ulvaeus takes charge with a pair of mean punches to the eye!! Water falls against the ropes!
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+Ulvaeus slams Water with a left to the solar plexus.
Ulvaeus lands a tremendous hook and Water drops like a stone!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Ulvaeus fires a barrage of punches to the temple.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus pummels Water with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Water hurts Ulvaeus with a hard right to the solar plexus!
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+Ulvaeus connects with a pair of wild punches to the temple!
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Ulvaeus attacks with a volley of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ulvaeus throws a volley of powerful blows to the chest.
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+Ulvaeus drills Water with a commanding cross to the temple. Water covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coconut Water landed 1 of 15 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 36 of 47 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-7

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 10-7


Water grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 2

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Water pops Ulvaeus with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Water strikes at will! Ulvaeus collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Coconut Water wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Water is obviously tired.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7

Coconut Water wins by a technical knockout!