Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) JHV defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Monday, January 31, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with Jhv with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a combination to the face, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the chin!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a right jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Jhv with a series of combinations to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of blows to the eye, but Jhv deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 36 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 7 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Jhv with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus. Jhv gets mad!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but Jhv deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Jhv beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 24 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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+Jhv nails Dorkness 1 with a barrage of blows to the face.
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+Jhv throws a volley of nice shots to the head. Jhv is jabbing and laughing! Dorkness 1 begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
JHV wins by a technical knockout!
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