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(Flyweight) George W. Bush and Mustang Coff fought to a majority decision draw: 114-114, 115-113, 115-115.

Match Monday, May 08, 2000

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is George W. Bush!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Mustang Coff!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

George is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mustang is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+George staggers Mustang with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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+Mustang annoys George with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+George lands a uppercut to the stomach.
+George tags Mustang with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+George annoys Mustang with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+George smashes Mustang with a flurry of mean blows to the ribs.
+George throws a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
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-George tries a volley of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Mustang fires a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Mustang hits with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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-George attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Mustang quickly backs away.
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+George scores with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Mustang jars George with a flurry of stinging blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 32 of 41 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 19 of 25 punches.

George W. Bush won the round 10-9

George W. Bush is winning the fight 10-9


George doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mustang doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

George is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mustang is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+George attacks with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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+George throws a pair of wild punches to the nose.
-George fires a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Mustang hurts George with a hard right to the solar plexus. George beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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-Mustang attacks with a volley of right punches to the temple, but George quickly backs away.
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-George fires a series of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+George pokes Mustang with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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+Mustang pokes George with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+George throws a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Mustang lands a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
-George lunges with a left jab to the eye, but Mustang steps aside and laughs.
+Mustang throws a flurry of hard punches to the jaw. George sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+George hits with a painful jab to the nose. Mustang hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 24 of 39 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 23 of 30 punches.

George W. Bush won the round 10-9

George W. Bush is winning the fight 20-18


George doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mustang doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

George is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mustang is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Mustang rocks George with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Mustang hits George with a series of heavy punches to the face.
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-Mustang paws a series of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Mustang lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+George solidly lands a flurry of punches to the chin!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+George jars Mustang with a pair of hard blows to the stomach.
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+George stuns Mustang with a series of punches to the face.
-George probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Mustang attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. George covers up.
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+Mustang connects with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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+George hits Mustang with a flurry of punches to the eye!!
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+George punches Mustang with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
+Mustang staggers George with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+George catches Mustang with a series of punches to the face. Mustang beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 29 of 44 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 27 of 38 punches.

Mustang Coff won the round 10-9

George W. Bush is winning the fight 29-28


George doesn't even want to rest!

Mustang doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

George is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mustang is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+George strikes with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+George shakes Mustang with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
-George tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+George suprises Mustang with a commanding sweeping right to the nose.
+George hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+George tattoos Mustang with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Mustang attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Mustang tosses a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach! George ignores it.
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+Mustang stuns George with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Mustang attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Mustang pummels George with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
+Mustang tattoos George with a series of punches to the jaw.
+George punches Mustang with a series of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 31 of 43 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 25 of 41 punches.

George W. Bush won the round 10-9

George W. Bush is winning the fight 39-37


George doesn't even want to rest!

Mustang doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

George is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mustang is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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George tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but Mustang slips it and counters with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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+George whacks Mustang with a series of nice punches to the nose.
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+George fires a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Mustang backpedals to his own corner.
-George tries to land a series of shots to the jaw, but Mustang covers himself well.
+George takes charge with a flurry of stinging combinations to the chin.
+Mustang hurts George with a hard shot to the face. George retreats to the far corner.
-Mustang charges with a flurry of combinations to the head, but to no avail.
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George probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Mustang slips it and strikes back with a series of combinations to the temple.
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George probes with a right to the chin, but Mustang knocks it away and hits first with a volley of combinations to the nose. George backpedals to his own corner.
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+George lands a flurry of off balance punches to the chin! Mustang asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+George attacks with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
+George connects with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Mustang throws a series of punches to the chin, but George leaps aside.
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+Mustang tattoos George with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 26 of 41 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 14 of 26 punches.

George W. Bush won the round 10-9

George W. Bush is winning the fight 49-46


George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mustang doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

George is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mustang is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

+Mustang catches George with a volley of glancing shots to the chin. George covers up.
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+George belts Mustang with a volley of shots to the temple.
George charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Mustang slips it and retaliates with a volley of wild combinations to the eye.
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George attacks with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mustang takes it on the gloves and counters with a volley of hard punches to the nose. George retreats to the far corner.
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-Mustang tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but George narrowly avoids it
+George lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
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George lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mustang takes it on the gloves and counters with a flurry of wild combinations to the eye.
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+Mustang jolts George with a barrage of stiff combinations to the jaw.
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+George scores with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Mustang laughs!
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-George probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Mustang throws a flurry of right combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
+George connects with a flurry of blows to the stomach!
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+George pummels Mustang with a wild combination to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 21 of 32 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 12 of 25 punches.

George W. Bush won the round 10-9

George W. Bush is winning the fight 59-55


George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mustang doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

George is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mustang is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

George lunges with a pair of shots to the temple, but Mustang deflects it and hits back with a volley of stiff combinations to the face.
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-Mustang paws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but George escapes.
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+Mustang annoys George with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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George throws a series of punches to the eye, but Mustang deflects it and strikes back with a series of wild combinations to the head!!
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+George connects with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
+George lands a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
+George fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 17 of 23 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 6 of 15 punches.

Mustang Coff won the round 10-9

George W. Bush is winning the fight 68-65


George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mustang doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

George is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mustang is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mustang paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but George deftly avoits it.
-George throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but Mustang escapes.
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+Mustang hits with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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-Mustang throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+George fires a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+George jolts Mustang with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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-Mustang throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-George fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Mustang fires a barrage of punches to the chin. George backpedals to his own corner.
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+Mustang pummels George with a commanding sweeping right to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 15 of 22 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 15 of 31 punches.

Mustang Coff won the round 10-9

George W. Bush is winning the fight 77-75


George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mustang doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

George is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mustang is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Mustang hits George with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Mustang throws a barrage of punches to the face.
+George connects with Mustang with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Mustang attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Mustang staggers George with a flurry of light punches to the chin.
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-Mustang probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but George ducks.
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+George fires a pair of solid punches to the head.
+George fires a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Mustang connects with a volley of quick punches to the eye!!
-George tries to land a series of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Mustang lashes out with a pair of light punches to the eye.
-Mustang throws a series of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Mustang smacks George with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-George tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Mustang ducks just in time.
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+Mustang hits with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
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+Mustang attacks with a pair of loud punches to the ribs. George hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+George wakes up the fans with a flurry of painful punches to the temple!! Mustang doesn't seem bothered.
+George stuns Mustang with a light left to the chin.
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+Mustang drills George with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Mustang wakes up the fans with a stiff roundhouse to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 21 of 34 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 64 of 77 punches.

Mustang Coff won the round 10-9

George W. Bush is winning the fight 86-85


George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mustang remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

George is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mustang is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-George attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but Mustang escapes.
+Mustang staggers George with a series of punches to the mouth!!
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+Mustang hits with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mustang pops George with a glancing straight right to the solar plexus.
+George fires a pair of light punches to the chin.
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-Mustang throws a pair of left punches to the face, but George stays away from it.
+Mustang solidly lands a pair of punches to the ribs. George ignores it.
-George lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Mustang tosses a flurry of wild punches to the stomach!!
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+Mustang hits with a series of vicious punches to the temple. George laughs!
+George solidly lands a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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-Mustang charges with a pair of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+George whacks Mustang with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
+George pokes Mustang with a volley of punches to the nose. Mustang grimaces in pain.
-Mustang probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Mustang tags George with a straight right to the temple!!
+Mustang shakes George with a volley of powerful punches to the face.
+Mustang clocks George with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Mustang attacks with a volley of punches to the eye!
+Mustang pummels George with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Mustang smacks George with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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+Mustang drills George with a flurry of nasty punches to the head. George falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 24 of 30 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 48 of 74 punches.

Mustang Coff won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mustang remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

George is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mustang is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Mustang throws a jab to the head.
+Mustang whacks George with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-George throws a right left to the ribs, but Mustang steps aside and laughs.
-Mustang attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but George backs out of it.
+George lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Mustang belts George with a roundhouse to the nose.
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-George probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Mustang backs out of it.
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+Mustang hits with a series of nice punches to the temple.
+Mustang drills George with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
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+Mustang scores with a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Mustang throws a volley of punches to the eye, but George ducks.
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+George takes charge with a series of loud punches to the face.
+Mustang strikes with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
-Mustang tries to land a pair of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-George tries to land a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Mustang ducks.
+Mustang strikes with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
+Mustang tags George with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
+Mustang smacks George with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
+George hits with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach!
+George annoys Mustang with a series of quick punches to the chest.
+Mustang thumps George with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
-Mustang launches a series of punches to the chest, but George blocks.
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-Mustang lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+George tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 21 of 31 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 45 of 77 punches.

Mustang Coff won the round 10-9

Mustang Coff is winning the fight 105-104


George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mustang remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

George is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mustang is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+George drills Mustang with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
+George takes charge with a straight right to the eye.
-Mustang throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but George takes it in the forearms.
-George tries a left sweeping right to the temple, but to no avail.
+Mustang backs up George with a off balance right to the face!!
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-George tries a straight right to the solar plexus, but Mustang steps aside and laughs.
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+Mustang clocks George with a volley of punches to the jaw!
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-Mustang probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but George steps aside and laughs.
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+Mustang punches George with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
-George fires a volley of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Mustang tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+George attacks with a straight right to the chin. Mustang beats a hasty retreat.
+George lands a series of punches to the mouth.
+George hits with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
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+George hits Mustang with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Mustang backpedals to his own corner.
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+Mustang punches George with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw!
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-Mustang probes with a jab to the face, but George leaps aside.
+George staggers Mustang with a barrage of punches to the chest!
+Mustang shakes George with a strong jab to the mouth! George retreats to the far corner.
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-George lunges with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Mustang beats a hasty retreat.
+Mustang solidly lands a volley of punches to the chin. George falls against the ropes!
+George hits Mustang with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw! Mustang covers up.
-Mustang launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but George takes it in the forearms.
+Mustang solidly lands a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Mustang tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Mustang hits with a powerful left to the temple.
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+Mustang fires a series of quick punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+George hammers Mustang with a wild right to the nose.
+Mustang nails George with a nasty jab to the eye. George sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"

BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Bush landed 46 of 69 punches, and Mustang Coff landed 51 of 88 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Mustang Coff is winning the fight 115-114


George remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mustang grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 2: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 3: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 4: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 5: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 6: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 7: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 8: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 9: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 10: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 11: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 12: Mustang Coff 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 2: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 3: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 4: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 5: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 6: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 7: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 8: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 9: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 10: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 11: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 12: George W. Bush 10-9

Total Score: George W. Bush 115-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 2: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 5: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 6: George W. Bush 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 9: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 10: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 11: Mustang Coff 10-9
Round 12: Mustang Coff 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!