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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated I stole this from Manny v1.01 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, January 21, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is I stole this from Manny v1.01!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Manny V1.01 fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Manny V1.01 tries a series of left blows to the ribs, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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-Manny V1.01 probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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-Slammer probes with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Manny V1.01 jolts Slammer with a volley of light blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 10 of 24 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Manny V1.01 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Manny V1.01 probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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-Manny V1.01 launches a volley of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Slammer attacks with a right uppercut to the head, but misses completely.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 launches a series of right shots to the stomach, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Manny V1.01 annoys Slammer with a volley of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 probes with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 6 of 23 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slammer attacks with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Manny V1.01 quickly backs away.
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-Manny V1.01 attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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-Manny V1.01 attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Slammer ties him up.
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-Manny V1.01 attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside.
Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 fires a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 4 of 21 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 30-27


Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 4

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 fights inside. (inside)

-Manny V1.01 tries to land a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside.
-Manny V1.01 attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Slammer whacks Manny V1.01 with a barrage of shots to the face. Slammer is hammering relentlessly! Manny V1.01 can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!