Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) "Miss Diss Lexia" defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Thursday, January 20, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 151 pounds (68 kilograms) is "Miss Diss Lexia"!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Miss Diss Lexia is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! fires a left sweeping right to the ribs, but misses.
-Tutu! probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Miss Diss Lexia quickly backs away.
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-Tutu! launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Miss Diss Lexia rocks Tutu! with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Tutu! lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Miss Diss Lexia fires a volley of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Miss Diss Lexia wakes up the fans with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs!
+Tutu! annoys Miss Diss Lexia with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Miss Diss Lexia attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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-Miss Diss Lexia lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Miss Diss Lexia" landed 10 of 24 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 30 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Miss Diss Lexia doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Miss Diss Lexia is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Miss Diss Lexia attempts a jab to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Miss Diss Lexia tattoos Tutu! with a painful jab to the ribs.
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-Tutu! charges with a right to the ribs, but misses.
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+Miss Diss Lexia clocks Tutu! with a series of punches to the chest. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Tutu! paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Miss Diss Lexia steps aside and laughs.
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-Miss Diss Lexia charges with a right sweeping right to the chest, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Miss Diss Lexia" landed 10 of 25 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 4 of 26 punches.
"Miss Diss Lexia" won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Miss Diss Lexia doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Miss Diss Lexia is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! tries to land a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Miss Diss Lexia drills Tutu! with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
-Miss Diss Lexia probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu! stays away from it.
+Miss Diss Lexia thumps Tutu! with a pair of solid punches to the ribs! Miss Diss Lexia sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Tutu! falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
"Miss Diss Lexia" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Miss Diss Lexia doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: "Miss Diss Lexia" 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: "Miss Diss Lexia" 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: "Miss Diss Lexia" 10-9
"Miss Diss Lexia" wins by a technical knockout!
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