Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, January 17, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Straw whacks Dine&dash with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw probes with a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Straw hits with a barrage of combinations to the nose. Dine&dash sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dine&dash tries a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Straw blocks.
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw probes with a series of right combinations to the mouth, but Dine&dash deftly avoits it.
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+Dine&dash scores with Straw with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Straw hurts Dine&dash with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
Straw lands a tremendous left haymaker and Dine&dash goes over backwards!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Straw smashes Dine&dash with a volley of painful combinations to the jaw.
Straw lands a cruel left punch in the nose and Dine&dash's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dine&dash stuns Straw with a barrage of blows to the temple!
Dine&dash lands a powerful blow to the head and Straw is flattened!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dine&dash backs up Straw with a barrage of shots to the head!
+Straw clocks Dine&dash with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Straw probes with a barrage of combinations to the eye, but misses.
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+Straw fires a series of quick punches to the face.
Straw lands a resounding left blow to the temple and Dine&dash falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Straw is slowing down.
Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!
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