Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated "BigMouth Loens" by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, January 12, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is "BigMouth Loens"!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a series of blows to the stomach, but Bigmouth Loens ties him up.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Bigmouth Loens with a barrage of heavy shots to the ribs!! Bigmouth Loens hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bigmouth Loens hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens covers himself well.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 21 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bigmouth Loens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
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+Bigmouth Loens hits with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a right straight right to the chest, but misses completely.
Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a pair of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 4 drills Bigmouth Loens with a volley of powerful blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a hook to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens beats a hasty retreat.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 9 of 23 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bigmouth Loens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bigmouth Loens jolts Dorkness 4 with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of right blows to the stomach, but Bigmouth Loens escapes.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a jab to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 6 of 7 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bigmouth Loens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bigmouth Loens blocks.
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+Bigmouth Loens lashes out with a barrage of glancing shots to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 4 pops Bigmouth Loens with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus. Bigmouth Loens laughs!
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Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
Bigmouth Loens tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 6 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bigmouth Loens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a right hook to the solar plexus, but Bigmouth Loens ties him up.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Bigmouth Loens stays away from it.
+Bigmouth Loens thumps Dorkness 4 with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bigmouth Loens throws a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 wallops Bigmouth Loens with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a off balance cross to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of right shots to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens ties him up.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a left to the ribs.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens covers himself well.
+Bigmouth Loens catches Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 39 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 15 of 15 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!
Bigmouth Loens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 4 strikes with a vicious roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Bigmouth Loens pops Dorkness 4 with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 slams Bigmouth Loens with a left to the stomach.
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+Bigmouth Loens hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bigmouth Loens steps aside.
-Dorkness 4 fires a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Bigmouth Loens ties him up.
+Dorkness 4 whacks Bigmouth Loens with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Bigmouth Loens is hurt!
+Dorkness 4 punches Bigmouth Loens with a pair of hard punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 41 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 15 of 17 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!
Bigmouth Loens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a series of quick shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Bigmouth Loens hides behind his gloves.
+Bigmouth Loens nails Dorkness 4 with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Bigmouth Loens sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bigmouth Loens drills Dorkness 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens ducks just in time.
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+Bigmouth Loens lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 40 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 16 of 17 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 70-63
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bigmouth Loens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens quickly backs away.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but Bigmouth Loens backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 4 belts Bigmouth Loens with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest!
+Bigmouth Loens throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a right right to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Bigmouth Loens with a series of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 39 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 80-72
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bigmouth Loens is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a volley of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens ties him up.
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+Bigmouth Loens smashes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 fires a volley of punches to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens escapes.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Bigmouth Loens deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 4 strikes with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 nails Bigmouth Loens with a series of glancing blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a left left to the ribs, but Bigmouth Loens backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 39 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 9 of 9 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 90-81
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bigmouth Loens is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
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-Dorkness 4 launches a series of punches to the chest, but Bigmouth Loens ties him up.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a left left to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Bigmouth Loens throws a straight right to the chest. Dorkness 4 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but Bigmouth Loens ties him up.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bigmouth Loens blocks.
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+Dorkness 4 smacks Bigmouth Loens with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Bigmouth Loens with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus. Bigmouth Loens covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 37 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 100-90
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bigmouth Loens is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
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+Dorkness 4 hits Bigmouth Loens with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Bigmouth Loens pops Dorkness 4 with a pair of stiff punches to the chin. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a series of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 4 catches Bigmouth Loens with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a uppercut to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Bigmouth Loens shakes Dorkness 4 with a series of stinging punches to the eye.
+Bigmouth Loens throws a light left to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 19 of 41 punches, and "BigMouth Loens" landed 15 of 15 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 110-99
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bigmouth Loens is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 4 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bigmouth Loens backpedals and jabs.
-Dorkness 4 throws a left to the head, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 4 clocks Bigmouth Loens with a flurry of furious punches to the temple!
+Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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+Bigmouth Loens jolts Dorkness 4 with a flurry of strong uppercuts to the jaw.
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+Bigmouth Loens strikes with a pair of mean punches to the head.
+Dorkness 4 wallops Bigmouth Loens with a barrage of hard hooks to the jaw.
Dorkness 4 lands a blood spattering left haymaker and Bigmouth Loens collapses!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bigmouth Loens looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!
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