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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Freddy Malibu by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, January 10, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Freddy Malibu!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

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+Dorkness 2 hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Malibu pummels Dorkness 2 with a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a volley of right blows to the chest, but Malibu ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 6 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Malibu doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

-Dorkness 2 tries a series of left shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Malibu quickly backs away.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Malibu pummels Dorkness 2 with a barrage of loud blows to the nose!
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 belts Malibu with a flurry of commanding blows to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Malibu doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

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+Dorkness 2 wallops Malibu with a commanding hook to the solar plexus. Malibu covers up.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a right roundhouse to the chest, but Malibu steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Malibu quickly backs away.
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+Malibu jolts Dorkness 2 with a series of shots to the eye!!
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Malibu steps aside and laughs.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a series of left blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Malibu doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

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+Malibu pounds Dorkness 2 with a series of shots to the ribs.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 grazes Malibu with a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 2 paws a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 26 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 6 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Malibu hurts Dorkness 2 with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 2 lands a quick straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a pair of left shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a hook to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 2 strikes with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Malibu grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Malibu beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 43 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.

Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

+Dorkness 2 punches Malibu with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a right hook to the chest, but Malibu takes it in the forearms.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a flurry of loud shots to the stomach.
-Dorkness 2 tries a right left to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a series of left blows to the ribs, but Malibu ducks.
-Dorkness 2 attacks with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Malibu beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a series of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Malibu pops Dorkness 2 with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a right uppercut to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 11 of 38 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 2 is slowing down.

Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Malibu quickly backs away.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a volley of furious punches to the ribs!
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a cross to the solar plexus, but Malibu beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Malibu deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a hook to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 2 shakes Malibu with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
+Malibu pummels Dorkness 2 with a pair of painful shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 42 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 6 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.

Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

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-Dorkness 2 probes with a right hook to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of right blows to the chest, but Malibu stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 2 thumps Malibu with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Malibu quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a volley of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Malibu smacks Dorkness 2 with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Malibu stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 39 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 7 of 9 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 80-72


Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.

Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

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+Dorkness 2 jars Malibu with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Malibu ducks.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a right cross to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Malibu lashes out with a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Malibu ties him up.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Malibu escapes.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but Malibu leaps aside.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Malibu covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 7 of 41 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 90-81


Dorkness 2 collapses limply onto his stool.

Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but Malibu steps aside and laughs.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of left blows to the chest, but goes wide.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Malibu shakes Dorkness 2 with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Malibu hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Malibu deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 39 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 100-90


Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer.

Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Malibu staggers Dorkness 2 with a flurry of nice blows to the mouth.
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+Malibu stuns Dorkness 2 with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Malibu ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Malibu ducks.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a left roundhouse to the chest, but Malibu takes it in the forearms.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a pair of shots to the chest, but Malibu takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 6 of 43 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 110-99


Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer.

Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.

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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of left shots to the face, but Malibu steps aside.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of right blows to the stomach, but Malibu backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of left blows to the jaw, but misses.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Malibu belts Dorkness 2 with a series of shots to the ribs. Dorkness 2 covers up.
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+Dorkness 2 rocks Malibu with a furious hook to the eye.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
+Malibu tags Dorkness 2 with a volley of blows to the chin.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 7 of 41 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 120-108


Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer.

Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 2 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 2 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 2 120-108

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by decision!