Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) "Miss Diss Lexia" defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Thursday, January 6, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 153 pounds (69 kilograms) is "Miss Diss Lexia"!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Miss Diss Lexia is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Miss Diss Lexia ducks.
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-Miss Diss Lexia throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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-Miss Diss Lexia tries a right to the ribs, but Tutu! backs out of it.
-Tutu! throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Tutu! fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! pounds Miss Diss Lexia with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
-Miss Diss Lexia charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Miss Diss Lexia ducks just in time.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Miss Diss Lexia quickly backs away.
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+Miss Diss Lexia annoys Tutu! with a stiff cross to the solar plexus. Tutu! shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 7 of 33 punches, and "Miss Diss Lexia" landed 9 of 25 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Miss Diss Lexia doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Miss Diss Lexia is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Miss Diss Lexia leaps aside.
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-Miss Diss Lexia attacks with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Miss Diss Lexia punches Tutu! with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Miss Diss Lexia attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu! throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Tutu! attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Miss Diss Lexia connects with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 4 of 24 punches, and "Miss Diss Lexia" landed 11 of 25 punches.
"Miss Diss Lexia" won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Tutu! collapses limply onto his stool.
Miss Diss Lexia doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Miss Diss Lexia is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Miss Diss Lexia lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Miss Diss Lexia ducks.
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-Tutu! tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Miss Diss Lexia narrowly avoids it
+Miss Diss Lexia rocks Tutu! with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Miss Diss Lexia hits Tutu! with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Miss Diss Lexia is raining blows! Tutu! falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
"Miss Diss Lexia" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.
Miss Diss Lexia doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: "Miss Diss Lexia" 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: "Miss Diss Lexia" 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: "Miss Diss Lexia" 10-9
"Miss Diss Lexia" wins by a technical knockout!
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