Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, January 3, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dine&dash strikes with a series of furious blows to the temple!
Dine&dash lands a vicious punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of painful combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 throws Dine&dash with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dine&dash hits with a barrage of blows to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of punches to the eye!
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Dine&dash with a series of wild combinations to the eye. Dine&dash is hurt!
Dorkness 1 lands a brutal left blow to the head and Dine&dash is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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