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Public Fight Report Match Monday, January 3, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... +Dine&dash strikes with a series of furious blows to the temple! Dine&dash lands a vicious punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of painful combinations to the nose. ... ... +Dorkness 1 throws Dine&dash with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning! ... ... +Dine&dash hits with a barrage of blows to the eye. +Dorkness 1 hits with a series of punches to the eye! ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 annoys Dine&dash with a series of wild combinations to the eye. Dine&dash is hurt! Dorkness 1 lands a brutal left blow to the head and Dine&dash is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 looks exhausted. Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!