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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, January 1, 2022

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Censored hurts Lover Boy with a right to the nose. Lover Boy ignores it.
-Lover Boy attacks with a right uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Lover Boy throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Censored takes it in the forearms.
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-Censored tries a series of right punches to the ribs, but Lover Boy covers himself well.
+Censored fires a series of nasty punches to the nose. Lover Boy is hurt!
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+Censored jars Lover Boy with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
-Censored lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Censored throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Censored charges with a left jab to the mouth, but misses.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Lover Boy lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Censored beats a hasty retreat.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lover Boy slams Censored with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
Lover Boy lands a vicious left blow to the temple and Censored lands flat on his back!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Censored solidly lands a sweeping right to the head.
+Lover Boy attacks with a hard hook to the stomach. Censored sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Lover Boy drops his guard and pounds away! Censored starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!