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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated I stole this from Manny v1.01 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, December 31, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is I stole this from Manny v1.01!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Manny V1.01 throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 launches a cross to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Manny V1.01 fires a series of shots to the solar plexus. Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 9 of 24 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Manny V1.01 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Manny V1.01 throws a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Manny V1.01 scores with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Slammer falls against the ropes!
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-Manny V1.01 attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 launches a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer takes it in the forearms.
-Manny V1.01 attempts a series of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Slammer probes with a barrage of blows to the nose, but Manny V1.01 quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 7 of 24 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Manny V1.01 attacks with a uppercut to the stomach, but misses.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 probes with a left hook to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 4 of 24 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 30-27


Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 4

Slammer covers up.
Manny V1.01 fights inside. (inside)

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-Manny V1.01 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Slammer tags Manny V1.01 with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Slammer jars Manny V1.01 with a volley of furious punches to the stomach. Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Manny V1.01 is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!

Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!