Public Fight Report
(Super-Middleweight) Middle Dork Boom III defeated Blunt Force Trauma Gang = Cheating by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Friday, December 24, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 161 pounds (73 kilograms) is Middle Dork Boom III!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Blunt Force Trauma Gang = Cheating!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Cheating clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Cheating annoys Middle with a series of shots to the stomach!
Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheating catches Middle with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus. Middle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Middle thumps Cheating with a pair of powerful blows to the face.
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+Middle punches Cheating with a series of combinations to the chin.
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+Cheating smacks Middle with a series of heavy blows to the chest.
+Middle pokes Cheating with a pair of vicious combinations to the mouth!!
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+Middle tattoos Cheating with a barrage of punches to the head. Cheating retreats to the far corner.
Middle lands a powerful right blow to the temple and Cheating is knocked off his feet!!
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Cheating struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Middle strikes with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+Cheating hammers Middle with a commanding sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheating whacks Middle with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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+Middle rocks Cheating with a series of punches to the head.
Middle lands a quick right blow to the temple and Cheating falls senseless!!
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Cheating struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle stuns Cheating with a pair of solid combinations to the jaw!
+Middle connects with Cheating with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Cheating pummels Middle with a barrage of vicious shots to the stomach.
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+Middle takes charge with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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-Middle fires a right jab to the mouth, but misses.
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+Middle backs up Cheating with a flurry of quick blows to the face. Cheating retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 33 of 38 punches, and Blunt Force Trauma Gang = Cheating landed 23 of 23 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-7
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-7
Middle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Cheating doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 2
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Cheating clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle staggers Cheating with a series of combinations to the nose.
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+Middle punches Cheating with a volley of hard combinations to the nose.
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-Cheating lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Middle throws a barrage of quick combinations to the chin!!
Middle lands a sudden cross to the jaw and Cheating is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Cheating struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Middle solidly lands a jab to the mouth.
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+Middle connects with a volley of combinations to the chin.
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+Cheating throws a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Cheating jars Middle with a series of solid combinations to the stomach.
-Cheating throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle pummels Cheating with a series of combinations to the eye.
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-Cheating launches a jab to the stomach, but Middle ties him up.
+Middle attacks with a flurry of wild combinations to the face.
+Cheating hits Middle with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 28 of 29 punches, and Blunt Force Trauma Gang = Cheating landed 13 of 25 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-8
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-15
Middle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.
Cheating remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 3
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Cheating clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Middle smashes Cheating with a series of combinations to the face.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle tags Cheating with a barrage of stinging combinations to the temple.
-Cheating charges with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Middle lands a series of blows to the jaw.
Middle lands a sudden left blow to the temple and Cheating collapses!!
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Cheating struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Cheating punches Middle with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Middle clocks Cheating with a volley of punches to the face!
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+Cheating jolts Middle with a barrage of quick shots to the solar plexus!
Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheating lunges with a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but Middle deftly avoits it.
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+Middle tags Cheating with a pair of punches to the mouth. Cheating laughs!
+Middle backs up Cheating with a furious cross to the head.
Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheating throws a flurry of quick blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 29 of 29 punches, and Blunt Force Trauma Gang = Cheating landed 12 of 24 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-8
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-23
Middle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Cheating grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 4
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Cheating clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheating tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but Middle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Middle takes charge with a pair of combinations to the nose.
+Cheating lands a series of shots to the stomach.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheating staggers Middle with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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+Middle solidly lands a pair of nice punches to the eye.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheating throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Middle covers himself well.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle nails Cheating with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
+Middle throws a flurry of loud combinations to the jaw. Cheating backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Middle Dork Boom III landed 24 of 30 punches, and Blunt Force Trauma Gang = Cheating landed 11 of 25 punches.
Middle Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Middle Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-32
Middle is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Cheating grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 5
Middle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Cheating clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheating hits with a flurry of hard blows to the stomach.
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Middle tries to attack, but Cheating hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle attacks with a pair of combinations to the chin. Cheating doesn't notice.
Middle lands a sudden blow to the head and Cheating's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Cheating struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Cheating launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Cheating throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Middle attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Cheating attacks with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
+Middle solidly lands a hard cross to the mouth. Cheating retreats to the far corner.
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+Middle connects with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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+Middle pops Cheating with a volley of commanding blows to the nose. Cheating sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Middle hits with a volley of strong combinations to the nose!!
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BELL
Middle is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Cheating is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let Blunt Force Trauma Gang = Cheating continue the fight! Middle Dork Boom III wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Middle Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Middle Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Middle Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom III 10-9
Middle Dork Boom III wins by a technical knockout!
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