Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Founders KBS by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, December 20, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 65 pounds (29 kilograms) is Founders KBS!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Founders tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with Founders with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Founders with a volley of mean combinations to the mouth. Founders sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Founders throws a sweeping right to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 1 nails Founders with a barrage of punches to the face. Founders sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Founders with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw. Founders beats a hasty retreat.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious hook and Founders is knocked down!!
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Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the temple, but Founders stays away from it.
+Dorkness 1 staggers Founders with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Founders paws a volley of combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Founders throws a left to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Founders with a volley of wild combinations to the eye. Founders asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful left smash to the jaw and Founders collapses!!
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Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Founders paws a series of left combinations to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Founders launches a barrage of combinations to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of combinations to the nose. Founders sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing left blow to the temple and Founders is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
Founders collapses limply onto his stool.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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