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(Super-Flyweight) Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat defeated Coal Cracker Cunundrum by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Tuesday, December 7, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Cunundrum!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Andrew is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cunundrum is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Andrew hits with a pair of solid shots to the jaw.
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-Andrew attacks with a cross to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Andrew launches a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Andrew throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Andrew backs up Cunundrum with a glancing jab to the head.
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+Cunundrum annoys Andrew with a strong straight right to the temple. Andrew quickly recovers.
+Andrew tosses a series of heavy shots to the mouth.
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+Andrew jars Cunundrum with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Cunundrum tattoos Andrew with a heavy right to the jaw.
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+Cunundrum tattoos Andrew with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Cunundrum jolts Andrew with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
+Cunundrum hits with a glancing sweeping right to the head. Andrew asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Andrew punches Cunundrum with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Andrew backs up Cunundrum with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat landed 29 of 45 punches, and Coal Cracker Cunundrum landed 31 of 32 punches.

Coal Cracker Cunundrum won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Cunundrum is winning the fight 10-9


Andrew doesn't want to stop fighting!

Cunundrum doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Andrew grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Cunundrum is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Cunundrum rocks Andrew with a series of glancing punches to the face. Andrew sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Cunundrum shakes Andrew with a volley of punches to the face!
+Cunundrum wallops Andrew with a pair of heavy punches to the nose! Andrew sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Cunundrum hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
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Cunundrum tries to attack, but Andrew hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cunundrum lands a volley of punches to the nose.
+Cunundrum backs up Andrew with a powerful jab to the chin.
+Cunundrum scores with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Cunundrum attacks with a series of stiff blows to the eye!
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+Andrew punches Cunundrum with a barrage of powerful shots to the stomach. Cunundrum gets mad!
+Cunundrum annoys Andrew with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Andrew suprises Cunundrum with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Cunundrum clocks Andrew with a series of nice punches to the chin.
Cunundrum tries to attack, but Andrew hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cunundrum stuns Andrew with a flurry of off balance shots to the head.
+Cunundrum smacks Andrew with a jab to the temple.
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+Andrew punches Cunundrum with a commanding jab to the solar plexus.
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-Andrew paws a left jab to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Cunundrum catches Andrew with a series of punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat landed 17 of 23 punches, and Coal Cracker Cunundrum landed 55 of 58 punches.

Coal Cracker Cunundrum won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Cunundrum is winning the fight 20-18


Andrew doesn't want to stop fighting!

Cunundrum grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Andrew grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Cunundrum is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Andrew lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Cunundrum steps aside.
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-Cunundrum paws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Andrew ducks.
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+Cunundrum pops Andrew with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Cunundrum tries to attack, but Andrew hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cunundrum tries to attack, but Andrew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Andrew attacks with a flurry of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
+Cunundrum hits with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+Andrew tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Cunundrum hammers Andrew with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Cunundrum punches Andrew with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs!!
+Cunundrum hits Andrew with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Andrew throws a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Cunundrum stays away from it.
+Cunundrum pops Andrew with a barrage of hard punches to the chest. Andrew asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Cunundrum grazes Andrew with a mean straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Cunundrum tags Andrew with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Andrew backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat landed 14 of 25 punches, and Coal Cracker Cunundrum landed 32 of 42 punches.

Coal Cracker Cunundrum won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Cunundrum is winning the fight 30-27


Andrew doesn't want to stop fighting!

Cunundrum is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Andrew is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cunundrum is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Cunundrum tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but Andrew escapes.
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+Cunundrum stuns Andrew with a volley of punches to the ribs!
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+Andrew drills Cunundrum with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Cunundrum throws a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Andrew smashes Cunundrum with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Andrew staggers Cunundrum with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Andrew throws a pair of wild punches to the head.
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+Andrew wallops Cunundrum with a pair of painful punches to the temple. Cunundrum sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Andrew attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
+Andrew fires a light cross to the stomach.
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-Cunundrum charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Cunundrum throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Andrew lands a barrage of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat landed 47 of 47 punches, and Coal Cracker Cunundrum landed 15 of 34 punches.

Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Cunundrum is winning the fight 39-37


Andrew doesn't even want to rest!

Cunundrum looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Andrew grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Cunundrum is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Cunundrum tries to attack, but Andrew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cunundrum lashes out with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Andrew pops Cunundrum with a volley of glancing punches to the chest!
+Andrew shakes Cunundrum with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs. Cunundrum doesn't notice.
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Cunundrum tries to attack, but Andrew hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Andrew lands a series of stiff shots to the stomach.
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Cunundrum tries to attack, but Andrew hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Andrew tries a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Cunundrum charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Cunundrum jars Andrew with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach. Andrew sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Cunundrum tries to attack, but Andrew hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Cunundrum tries to attack, but Andrew hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cunundrum wallops Andrew with a series of blows to the ribs. Andrew shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat landed 18 of 25 punches, and Coal Cracker Cunundrum landed 19 of 39 punches.

Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Cunundrum is winning the fight 48-47


Andrew doesn't even want to rest!

Cunundrum can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 6

Andrew is using the ring. (using the ring)
Cunundrum is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Andrew connects with a barrage of painful punches to the eye!
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-Cunundrum paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Andrew beats a hasty retreat.
+Andrew shakes Cunundrum with a stiff cross to the nose. Cunundrum gets mad!
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+Cunundrum connects with a right to the jaw.
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+Cunundrum hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Cunundrum tries a sweeping right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Cunundrum paws a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Andrew takes charge with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Andrew whacks Cunundrum with a series of solid shots to the jaw!!
+Andrew attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw. Andrew is jabbing and laughing! Cunundrum's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Andrew doesn't even want to rest!

Cunundrum can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Cunundrum 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Cunundrum 10-9
Round 4: Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat 10-9
Round 5: Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Cunundrum 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Cunundrum 10-9
Round 4: Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat 10-9
Round 5: Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Cunundrum 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Cunundrum 10-9
Round 4: Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat 10-9
Round 5: Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat 10-9

Andrew the Big Bloody Cheat wins by a technical knockout!