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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Young Grasshopper by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, November 26, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Young Grasshopper!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Slammer covers up.
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper fires a left right to the jaw, but Slammer blocks.
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-Grasshopper probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Slammer quickly backs away.
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+Grasshopper lands a barrage of shots to the head.
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-Grasshopper launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer attempts a uppercut to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 5 of 25 punches.

Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9

Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 10-9


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grasshopper is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Slammer covers up.
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper launches a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer ducks.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Grasshopper probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Grasshopper fires a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Grasshopper throws a series of shots to the chest, but Slammer backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Slammer landed 4 of 8 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 3 of 22 punches.

Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9

Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 20-18


Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grasshopper receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 3

Slammer covers up.
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Grasshopper throws a pair of shots to the chest, but Slammer leaps aside.
-Grasshopper attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
+Slammer stuns Grasshopper with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs. Grasshopper hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Grasshopper can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grasshopper can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!