Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Freddy Malibu by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, November 22, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Freddy Malibu!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Malibu drills Dorkness 2 with a strong left to the chest. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 fires a series of stiff shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 6 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
Malibu doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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+Malibu hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose!
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 lunges with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Malibu takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a furious hook to the chest.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs. Malibu seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 2 launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Malibu leaps aside.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 6 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
Malibu doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Malibu stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Malibu quickly backs away.
+Malibu scores with a barrage of wild blows to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 2 catches Malibu with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a left cross to the ribs, but Malibu deftly avoits it.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 6 of 9 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Malibu doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Malibu connects with a pair of painful blows to the ribs.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Malibu with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Malibu doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 5 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a furious hook to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a series of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 2 tags Malibu with a series of off balance blows to the stomach.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Malibu stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a flurry of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 40 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 6 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.
Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a series of punches to the chest, but Malibu ties him up.
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+Malibu wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the jaw.
+Dorkness 2 tosses a pair of blows to the ribs!
-Dorkness 2 attacks with a left hook to the ribs, but Malibu quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Malibu stays away from it.
-Dorkness 2 tries a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Malibu quickly backs away.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 2 lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 42 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 6 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.
Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 scores with a series of painful shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of right shots to the chest, but Malibu steps aside.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a cross to the stomach, but Malibu ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 2 pokes Malibu with a flurry of punches to the ribs! Malibu seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Malibu quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a roundhouse to the chest, but Malibu hides behind his gloves.
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+Malibu fires a barrage of wild blows to the head. Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 10 of 40 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 6 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 70-63
Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.
Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a pair of commanding shots to the solar plexus. Malibu grimaces in pain.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 2 throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but Malibu hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Malibu backs out of it.
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+Malibu lands a barrage of shots to the head. Dorkness 2 gets mad!
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-Dorkness 2 launches a barrage of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Malibu narrowly avoids it
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 8 of 37 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 80-72
Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.
Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Malibu nails Dorkness 2 with a barrage of nice blows to the face. Dorkness 2 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Malibu hides behind his gloves.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Malibu steps aside.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of left blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 7 of 40 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 90-81
Dorkness 2 collapses limply onto his stool.
Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 2 paws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Malibu stays away from it.
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+Malibu wakes up the fans with a volley of shots to the temple.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 2 tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Malibu stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 2 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 7 of 40 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 100-90
Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but Malibu ducks.
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-Dorkness 2 fires a roundhouse to the stomach, but Malibu blocks.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Malibu beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 2 tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but Malibu stays away from it.
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+Malibu tosses a uppercut to the mouth.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a painful roundhouse to the solar plexus.
Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 6 of 36 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 110-99
Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Malibu covers up.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Malibu stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 2 smacks Malibu with a series of punches to the head.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Malibu tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 launches a series of blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a series of blows to the jaw, but misses.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Malibu hides behind his gloves.
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+Malibu hurts Dorkness 2 with a barrage of mean shots to the jaw.
-Dorkness 2 throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of left shots to the nose, but Malibu takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 7 of 42 punches, and Freddy Malibu landed 8 of 9 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 120-108
Dorkness 2 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Malibu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 2 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 2 120-108
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 2 120-108
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by decision!
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