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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Founders KBS by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, November 22, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 65 pounds (29 kilograms) is Founders KBS!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Founders tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 tosses a barrage of loud combinations to the nose.
-Founders attempts a barrage of left combinations to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Founders with a volley of punches to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Founders's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Founders probes with a pair of combinations to the eye, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a right right to the jaw, but Founders escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Founders with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful right cross to the jaw and Founders is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.

Founders collapses limply onto his stool.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!