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(Heavyweight) Post It Note defeated Hired Assasin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, November 13, 2021

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Post It Note!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 339 pounds (154 kilograms) is Hired Assasin!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Assasin clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Post takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest. Assasin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Assasin attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Post ties him up.
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-Post attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post fires a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Assasin attacks with a uppercut to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Assasin tries a uppercut to the head, but misses.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Assasin stuns Post with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Post It Note landed 15 of 24 punches, and Hired Assasin landed 6 of 22 punches.

Post It Note won the round 10-9

Post It Note is winning the fight 10-9


Post doesn't even want to rest!

Assasin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Assasin clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Assasin probes with a right cross to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Assasin charges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Assasin attacks with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Post leaps aside.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post clocks Assasin with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Post lands a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Post It Note landed 14 of 24 punches, and Hired Assasin landed 5 of 23 punches.

Post It Note won the round 10-9

Post It Note is winning the fight 20-18


Post doesn't even want to rest!

Assasin collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Assasin clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Assasin attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Post leaps aside.
-Assasin attacks with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Post ducks just in time.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Assasin attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Post tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Assasin ducks just in time.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Assasin lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Assasin attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Post covers himself well.
+Post belts Assasin with a series of furious blows to the stomach. Assasin laughs!
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+Post catches Assasin with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Post drops his guard and pounds away! Assasin's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Post It Note wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Assasin can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Post It Note 10-9
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Post It Note 10-9
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Post It Note 10-9
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9

Post It Note wins by a technical knockout!