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Public Fight Report Match Monday, November 8, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 65 pounds (29 kilograms) is Founders KBS!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Founders tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... ... ... -Founders attempts a pair of right combinations to the nose, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it -Dorkness 1 attempts a combination to the face, but misses completely. +Dorkness 1 slams Founders with a series of combinations to the face. +Dorkness 1 throws Founders with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable! ... ... +Dorkness 1 hammers Founders with a volley of light combinations to the eye. Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering hook and Founders's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 1 annoys Founders with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth. Founders backpedals to his own corner. Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Founders falls to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 1 thumps Founders with a straight right to the eye. Founders laughs! Dorkness 1 lands a thundering left uppercut and Founders staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool. Founders is slowing down. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!