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Public Fight Report Match Monday, November 8, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Mega Dwarf!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Dwarf is backpedaling. (using the ring) ... ... ... ... -Straw paws a pair of right combinations to the chin, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it ... +Straw thumps Dwarf with a wild combination to the jaw! Straw lands a well placed left uppercut and Dwarf's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Dwarf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Straw connects with a volley of painful combinations to the face. Straw lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Dwarf drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw collapses limply onto his stool. Dwarf can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!