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(Super-Welterweight) Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom defeated Nolan Nadelson AAA by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Thursday, October 21, 2021

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Nolan Nadelson AAA!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Nolan annoys Dorkdom with a jab to the nose.
+Dorkdom throws a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Nolan lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom tags Nolan with a series of mean shots to the stomach.
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+Nolan lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Nolan lashes out with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Dorkdom ducks just in time.
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+Nolan attacks with a series of glancing punches to the eye. Dorkdom shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkdom jolts Nolan with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom scores with a off balance straight right to the chest. Nolan ignores it.
-Nolan launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-Nolan attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dorkdom deftly avoits it.
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+Nolan whacks Dorkdom with a strong jab to the solar plexus.
+Nolan pops Dorkdom with a volley of punches to the head. Dorkdom covers up.
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-Nolan attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Nolan throws a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Dorkdom covers himself well.
+Nolan connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple!
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+Dorkdom annoys Nolan with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest. Nolan retreats to the far corner.
Dorkdom lands a devestating left uppercut and Nolan staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Nolan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Nolan pops Dorkdom with a heavy right to the face.
-Dorkdom probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Nolan wallops Dorkdom with a series of punches to the chin. Dorkdom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkdom connects with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs!
+Nolan clocks Dorkdom with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
+Nolan shakes Dorkdom with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 32 of 38 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 41 of 71 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-8

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-8


Dorkdom collapses limply onto his stool.

Nolan receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 2

Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Nolan lashes out with a volley of light punches to the jaw.
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+Nolan pokes Dorkdom with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Nolan launches a volley of punches to the face, but Dorkdom deftly avoits it.
+Dorkdom tosses a series of punches to the chest.
Dorkdom lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Nolan goes down!!

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Nolan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom launches a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Nolan steps aside and laughs.
-Nolan tries a barrage of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Dorkdom lands a wild jab to the solar plexus. Dorkdom attacks like a wild man! Nolan falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom can't remember which corner is his.

Nolan can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-8

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by a technical knockout!