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Public Fight Report Match Monday, October 4, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) ... +Eater hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the eye!! ... ... +Eater lands a barrage of blows to the nose!! Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Eater lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Dung Eater wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Eater is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. Dung Eater wins by a knockout!