Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, September 20, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Lil' Kim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of combinations to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a right right to the temple, but Lil' Kim hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Lil' Kim with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Lil' Kim lands a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Lil' Kim with a right to the jaw. Lil' Kim shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Lil' Kim with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Lil' Kim doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
ROUND 2
Lil' Kim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Lil' Kim with a pair of commanding combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 1 launches a right combination to the solar plexus, but Lil' Kim narrowly avoids it
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+Lil' Kim connects with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Lil' Kim is raining blows! Dorkness 1 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lil' Kim doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones wins by a technical knockout!
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