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(Heavyweight) Stinky Jr defeated Mr. Average by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Friday, May 05, 2000

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 239 pounds (108 kilograms) is Stinky Jr!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 232 pounds (105 kilograms) is Mr. Average!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Stinky clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Average is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Average tries to attack, but Stinky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stinky launches a series of right shots to the chest, but Average leaps aside.
+Average fires a flurry of painful punches to the jaw!
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+Average drills Stinky with a barrage of punches to the jaw! Stinky shakes his head to clear it.
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-Stinky charges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Average takes it in the forearms.
+Average jolts Stinky with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Stinky hurts Average with a volley of commanding shots to the ribs. Average sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Stinky attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
Average tries to attack, but Stinky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Average hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Stinky paws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but falls short.
+Average pops Stinky with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Stinky hits with a series of nice shots to the chest.
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+Average hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stinky Jr landed 15 of 38 punches, and Mr. Average landed 30 of 34 punches.

Mr. Average won the round 10-9

Mr. Average is winning the fight 10-9


Stinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Average doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stinky clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Average is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Average tries to attack, but Stinky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stinky throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but Average ducks just in time.
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+Average annoys Stinky with a painful right to the solar plexus!
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-Stinky attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
-Stinky fires a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Average wallops Stinky with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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Average tries to attack, but Stinky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stinky pummels Average with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Average tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Stinky jars Average with a barrage of commanding shots to the solar plexus! Average covers up.
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-Average throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Average pops Stinky with a volley of punches to the mouth. Stinky laughs!
-Stinky paws a series of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stinky Jr landed 19 of 44 punches, and Mr. Average landed 26 of 34 punches.

Stinky Jr won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Stinky doesn't even want to rest!

Average doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Stinky is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Average is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Average connects with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Stinky laughs!
+ The fighters exchange blows to the face.
+Average wallops Stinky with a barrage of vicious punches to the face. Stinky doesn't seem bothered.
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+Average annoys Stinky with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
-Stinky attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Average stuns Stinky with a series of stiff punches to the ribs. Stinky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Stinky launches a right straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Stinky pummels Average with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
+Average backs up Stinky with a barrage of hard punches to the nose. Stinky grimaces in pain.
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+Stinky fires a pair of heavy crosses to the stomach. Average gets mad!
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-Stinky probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Average drills Stinky with a hard shot to the chin!
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+Average connects with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
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+Average hits with a flurry of hooks to the chest. Stinky retreats to the far corner.
+Stinky tags Average with a uppercut to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stinky Jr landed 17 of 40 punches, and Mr. Average landed 41 of 41 punches.

Mr. Average won the round 10-9

Mr. Average is winning the fight 29-28


Stinky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.

Average grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Stinky is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Average is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Stinky tries to land a shot to the solar plexus, but Average escapes.
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-Stinky lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but Average escapes.
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+Average fires a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Stinky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Average shakes Stinky with a vicious jab to the face.
+Average hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Stinky probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Average pounds Stinky with a barrage of blows to the temple.
-Stinky throws a pair of right crosses to the ribs, but Average ducks just in time.
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+Average drills Stinky with a straight right to the ribs. Stinky ignores it.
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+Average fires a series of quick punches to the chin.
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+Stinky hits Average with a flurry of hooks to the chest!!
+Stinky hits with a barrage of heavy uppercuts to the stomach.
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+Average hits with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stinky Jr landed 14 of 41 punches, and Mr. Average landed 40 of 40 punches.

Mr. Average won the round 10-9

Mr. Average is winning the fight 39-37


Stinky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken jaw.

Average is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Stinky is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Average is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Stinky attacks with a pair of solid hooks to the nose. Average sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Average lashes out with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Average annoys Stinky with a series of mean uppercuts to the face.
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-Stinky throws a series of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Stinky throws a volley of hooks to the head, but loses his balance.
+Average attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth. Stinky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Average thumps Stinky with a stinging cross to the chest. Stinky doesn't notice.
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+Average hits Stinky with a pair of punches to the mouth. Stinky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Average lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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+Stinky fires a pair of stiff roundhouses to the head. Average covers up.
Stinky lands a thundering haymaker and Average bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Average struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Stinky hammers Average with a right to the face.
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-Stinky fires a right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Stinky fires a pair of left uppercuts to the eye, but Average ducks.
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-Stinky attempts a flurry of left crosses to the eye, but Average ducks.
+Average catches Stinky with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stinky Jr landed 15 of 38 punches, and Mr. Average landed 31 of 32 punches.

Stinky Jr won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Stinky is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.

Average is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Stinky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Average is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Stinky attempts a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Average connects with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Average attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Stinky leaps aside.
-Average launches a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Stinky leaps aside.
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-Average throws a pair of punches to the face, but Stinky backs out of it.
-Average tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but Stinky escapes.
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+Average belts Stinky with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Average tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Average thumps Stinky with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Average attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Stinky takes it in the forearms.
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+Average clocks Stinky with a volley of punches to the jaw!
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+Average hurts Stinky with a volley of solid punches to the ribs! Stinky gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stinky Jr landed 2 of 9 punches, and Mr. Average landed 23 of 48 punches.

Mr. Average won the round 10-9

Mr. Average is winning the fight 57-56


Stinky is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.

Average is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Stinky is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Average is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Stinky throws a series of hooks to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Stinky lunges with a volley of hooks to the mouth, but Average beats a hasty retreat.
+Average clocks Stinky with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Average throws a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Average paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Stinky steps aside and laughs.
+Stinky rocks Average with a series of off balance roundhouses to the head.
Stinky lands a blood spattering haymaker and Average goes over backwards!!

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Average struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Average hammers Stinky with a flurry of painful shots to the nose!! Stinky covers up.
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-Stinky probes with a pair of blows to the head, but to no avail.
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+Stinky solidly lands a series of blows to the nose.
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+Stinky takes charge with a volley of powerful crosses to the head. Average doesn't notice.
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+Average takes charge with a furious sweeping right to the chin.
+Average smashes Stinky with a volley of punches to the chin! Stinky falls against the ropes!
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+Average connects with a series of glancing punches to the face.
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+Average smashes Stinky with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Average attacks with a stinging left to the head. Stinky backpedals to his own corner.
+Average rocks Stinky with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Stinky tosses a flurry of punches to the face.
-Stinky fires a volley of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stinky Jr landed 15 of 41 punches, and Mr. Average landed 37 of 47 punches.

Stinky Jr won the round 10-8

Stinky Jr is winning the fight 66-65


Stinky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.

Average is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Stinky is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Average is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Average attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Average jolts Stinky with a pair of commanding punches to the head. Stinky doesn't notice.
+Stinky suprises Average with a flurry of hard hooks to the head.
Stinky lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Average bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Average struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Average connects with a flurry of blows to the face.
+Stinky hits with a volley of off balance roundhouses to the eye.
+Average throws a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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+Stinky annoys Average with a flurry of crosses to the temple.
Stinky lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Average goes down!!

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Average struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Stinky throws a volley of left roundhouses to the chin, but Average narrowly avoids it
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+Average suprises Stinky with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Average charges with a series of right crosses to the nose, but Stinky deftly avoits it.
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-Stinky attempts a pair of blows to the face, but falls short.
-Average tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Stinky fires a volley of right blows to the eye, but Average quickly backs away.
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+Average connects with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs. Stinky is hurt!
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-Stinky launches a series of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Stinky solidly lands a pair of roundhouses to the chin. Average is hurt!
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+Average fires a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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-Average probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Stinky ties him up.

BELL
Stinky is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

Average collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.

The doctor won't let Mr. Average continue the fight! Stinky Jr wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 2: Stinky Jr 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 5: Stinky Jr 10-8
Round 6: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 7: Stinky Jr 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 2: Stinky Jr 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 5: Stinky Jr 10-8
Round 6: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 7: Stinky Jr 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 2: Stinky Jr 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 5: Stinky Jr 10-8
Round 6: Mr. Average 10-9
Round 7: Stinky Jr 10-8

Stinky Jr wins by a technical knockout!