Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Mad Cow Flatulence defeated Tim "Porterhouse" Porter by unanimous decision: 116-111, 116-111, 116-111.Match Friday, May 05, 2000In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is Tim "Porterhouse" Porter!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Mad Cow Flatulence!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Porterhouse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Flatulence pummels Porterhouse with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Flatulence wallops Porterhouse with a barrage of punches to the chest.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Porterhouse tosses a flurry of blows to the nose.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Porterhouse tries to land a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Flatulence takes it in the forearms.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Porterhouse probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Flatulence throws a right cross to the stomach, but Porterhouse takes it in the forearms.
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+Flatulence smashes Porterhouse with a sweeping right to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 8 of 24 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 19 of 32 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 10-9
Porterhouse doesn't want to stop fighting!
Flatulence doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Porterhouse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Porterhouse lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence tags Porterhouse with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Porterhouse hits Flatulence with a volley of painful blows to the stomach. Flatulence grimaces in pain.
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+Flatulence hits with a barrage of nice shots to the stomach! Porterhouse seems wobbly!
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-Porterhouse attacks with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Flatulence ducks just in time.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 8 of 23 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 25 of 32 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 20-18
Porterhouse doesn't even want to rest!
Flatulence doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Porterhouse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Porterhouse wallops Flatulence with a series of nice shots to the ribs.
-Porterhouse lashes out with a cross to the stomach, but Flatulence stays away from it.
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+Flatulence punches Porterhouse with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence shakes Porterhouse with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Flatulence tags Porterhouse with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs. Porterhouse sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Porterhouse probes with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Porterhouse throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Flatulence ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 8 of 23 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 25 of 31 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 30-27
Porterhouse doesn't even want to rest!
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Porterhouse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Flatulence is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Flatulence probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Flatulence probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Porterhouse ties him up.
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-Porterhouse probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence pounds Porterhouse with a series of painful punches to the ribs. Porterhouse beats a hasty retreat.
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+Flatulence pounds Porterhouse with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Porterhouse doesn't notice.
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+Flatulence nails Porterhouse with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
-Porterhouse probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Porterhouse solidly lands a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Flatulence throws a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus!
-Porterhouse attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 8 of 24 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 20 of 31 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 40-36
Porterhouse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Porterhouse grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Flatulence is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Flatulence fires a series of wild blows to the ribs.
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-Porterhouse paws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Flatulence ducks just in time.
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-Porterhouse tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Flatulence ducks just in time.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Porterhouse attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Porterhouse grazes Flatulence with a pair of strong shots to the chest!!
+Flatulence fires a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
+Flatulence tosses a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 6 of 25 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 14 of 17 punches.
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 49-46
Porterhouse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Porterhouse grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Flatulence is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Porterhouse hammers Flatulence with a hard uppercut to the chest!
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+Flatulence whacks Porterhouse with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Porterhouse attacks with a series of quick blows to the stomach.
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+Flatulence solidly lands a pair of punches to the stomach.
Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Flatulence pounds Porterhouse with a straight right to the stomach!! Porterhouse hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Porterhouse charges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Flatulence narrowly avoids it
Flatulence tries to attack, but Porterhouse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Flatulence launches a left jab to the chest, but Porterhouse ducks just in time.
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-Porterhouse lunges with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 9 of 24 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 23 of 31 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 59-55
Porterhouse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Porterhouse fights inside. (inside)
Flatulence is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Porterhouse probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Flatulence quickly backs away.
+Flatulence takes charge with a flurry of painful shots to the face!
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-Porterhouse probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Flatulence leaps aside.
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+Flatulence nails Porterhouse with a volley of painful blows to the jaw!
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+Porterhouse punches Flatulence with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Porterhouse paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Flatulence narrowly avoids it
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+Flatulence tattoos Porterhouse with a mean left to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 9 of 31 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 15 of 15 punches.
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 68-65
Porterhouse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Flatulence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Porterhouse is brawling. (inside)
Flatulence is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Porterhouse probes with a barrage of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Porterhouse paws a pair of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Porterhouse tattoos Flatulence with a pair of punches to the head.
-Porterhouse probes with a series of left shots to the temple, but fails to score.
+Flatulence connects with a barrage of light punches to the stomach!
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-Porterhouse tries a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Flatulence takes charge with a series of blows to the stomach.
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+Flatulence clocks Porterhouse with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs. Porterhouse falls against the ropes!
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+Porterhouse strikes with a series of strong shots to the chin.
+Flatulence smacks Porterhouse with a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus. Porterhouse covers up.
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+Flatulence throws a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Porterhouse punches Flatulence with a series of punches to the mouth.
Porterhouse lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Flatulence falls senseless!!
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Flatulence struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Flatulence stuns Porterhouse with a series of nasty punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 11 of 32 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 30 of 32 punches.
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter won the round 10-8
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 76-75
Porterhouse grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Flatulence is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Porterhouse is brawling. (inside)
Flatulence is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Porterhouse fires a right hook to the temple, but Flatulence stays away from it.
+Flatulence annoys Porterhouse with a barrage of glancing shots to the face. Porterhouse sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Flatulence whacks Porterhouse with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
-Porterhouse probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but Flatulence stays away from it.
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+Flatulence solidly lands a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Porterhouse covers up.
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+Porterhouse hammers Flatulence with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Flatulence thumps Porterhouse with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Flatulence pops Porterhouse with a volley of mean blows to the eye.
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+Flatulence lands a series of punches to the eye.
-Porterhouse fires a volley of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Porterhouse launches a barrage of punches to the head, but Flatulence blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 9 of 29 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 40 of 40 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 86-84
Porterhouse grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Flatulence is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Porterhouse is brawling. (inside)
Flatulence is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Porterhouse hits with a flurry of vicious blows to the chin.
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+Flatulence pounds Porterhouse with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Flatulence scores with a volley of nice punches to the head!
+Flatulence wakes up the fans with a right to the eye.
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-Porterhouse launches a volley of right shots to the head, but comes up empty.
+Flatulence throws a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Flatulence jolts Porterhouse with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Flatulence lands a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
-Porterhouse throws a volley of left blows to the head, but Flatulence steps aside and laughs.
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-Porterhouse lunges with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Flatulence backs out of it.
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+Porterhouse shakes Flatulence with a volley of nasty punches to the head!
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+Flatulence catches Porterhouse with a volley of wild shots to the chin!
+Flatulence thumps Porterhouse with a flurry of wild punches to the eye!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 11 of 33 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 30 of 31 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 96-93
Porterhouse is obviously tired.
Flatulence is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 11
Porterhouse is brawling. (inside)
Flatulence is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Flatulence throws a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Porterhouse probes with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Flatulence ties him up.
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-Porterhouse fires a volley of right blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Flatulence hits with a nice straight right to the eye!!
+Flatulence hits Porterhouse with a jab to the temple.
+Porterhouse takes charge with a flurry of shots to the head.
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+Flatulence hits with a furious right to the chin.
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+Flatulence smacks Porterhouse with a volley of stiff punches to the face. Porterhouse beats a hasty retreat.
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-Porterhouse tries to land a flurry of left blows to the head, but Flatulence ducks just in time.
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+Flatulence tattoos Porterhouse with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Flatulence slams Porterhouse with a series of glancing blows to the face.
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-Porterhouse lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 10 of 35 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 30 of 33 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 106-102
Porterhouse is obviously tired.
Flatulence is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 12
Porterhouse is brawling. (inside)
Flatulence is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Flatulence pounds Porterhouse with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
+Porterhouse smacks Flatulence with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Flatulence pokes Porterhouse with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Porterhouse probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Flatulence beats a hasty retreat.
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-Porterhouse paws a series of punches to the temple, but Flatulence steps aside.
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+Flatulence grazes Porterhouse with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Flatulence hits Porterhouse with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Flatulence attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Porterhouse hits Flatulence with a commanding hook to the mouth. Flatulence ignores it.
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-Porterhouse fires a flurry of shots to the face, but fails to score.
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+Flatulence fires a painful left to the chin.
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-Porterhouse charges with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Flatulence takes it in the forearms.
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+Flatulence tags Porterhouse with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Flatulence hits with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Tim "Porterhouse" Porter landed 9 of 32 punches, and Mad Cow Flatulence landed 32 of 32 punches.
Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9
Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 116-111
Porterhouse is obviously tired.
Flatulence is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 2: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Tim "Porterhouse" Porter 10-9
Round 6: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 7: Tim "Porterhouse" Porter 10-9
Round 8: Tim "Porterhouse" Porter 10-8
Round 9: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 11: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 12: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Total Score: Mad Cow Flatulence 116-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 2: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Tim "Porterhouse" Porter 10-9
Round 6: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 7: Tim "Porterhouse" Porter 10-9
Round 8: Tim "Porterhouse" Porter 10-8
Round 9: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 11: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 12: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Total Score: Mad Cow Flatulence 116-111
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 2: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Tim "Porterhouse" Porter 10-9
Round 6: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 7: Tim "Porterhouse" Porter 10-9
Round 8: Tim "Porterhouse" Porter 10-8
Round 9: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 11: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 12: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Total Score: Mad Cow Flatulence 116-111
Mad Cow Flatulence wins by decision!
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