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(Cruiserweight) Coconut Water defeated Bjorn Ulvaeus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, September 18, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Coconut Water!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Bjorn Ulvaeus!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Ulvaeus fires a barrage of stinging punches to the chest!
Ulvaeus lands a crashing right haymaker and Water goes down!!

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Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus belts Water with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Ulvaeus tosses a straight right to the solar plexus.
Ulvaeus lands a quick smash to the jaw and Water falls senseless!!

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Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Water charges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Ulvaeus deftly avoits it.
+Ulvaeus pokes Water with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Water jars Ulvaeus with a pair of punches to the ribs. Ulvaeus sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus hits Water with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Ulvaeus jars Water with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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-Water tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Ulvaeus throws a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Ulvaeus connects with a quick uppercut to the temple.
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+Water wallops Ulvaeus with a quick right to the solar plexus. Ulvaeus asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Ulvaeus drills Water with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coconut Water landed 1 of 17 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 43 of 46 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-7

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 10-7


Water grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 2

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Ulvaeus tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Water annoys Ulvaeus with a flurry of hard shots to the ribs. Ulvaeus doesn't seem bothered.
Water lands a quick left cross to the jaw and Ulvaeus goes over backwards!!

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Ulvaeus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Water tags Ulvaeus with a uppercut to the ribs. Ulvaeus quickly recovers.
Water lands a terrific punch in the nose and Ulvaeus is knocked off his feet!!

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Ulvaeus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Water suprises Ulvaeus with a pair of wild blows to the stomach. Water sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Ulvaeus seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Coconut Water wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Water grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-7

Coconut Water wins by a technical knockout!