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(Light-Heavyweight) LH Dork Boom I defeated Tripod Homewrecker by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Friday, September 17, 2021

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is LH Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 174 pounds (79 kilograms) is Tripod Homewrecker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Homewrecker backpedals and jabs.

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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Homewrecker jolts Boom I with a volley of stiff punches to the eye. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Homewrecker catches Boom I with a flurry of light shots to the eye.
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+Homewrecker throws a series of punches to the chin.
+Homewrecker hits with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Boom I connects with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Homewrecker deftly avoits it.
+Boom I hits with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
+Homewrecker pokes Boom I with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw. Boom I laughs!
+Homewrecker fires a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 10 of 25 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 32 of 32 punches.

Tripod Homewrecker won the round 10-9

Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Homewrecker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Homewrecker backpedals and jabs.

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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Homewrecker lands a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Homewrecker steps aside.
Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Homewrecker lands a series of vicious punches to the face.
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-Boom I charges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Homewrecker stays away from it.
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+Homewrecker belts Boom I with a pair of glancing blows to the eye.
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+Homewrecker hurts Boom I with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Homewrecker rocks Boom I with a flurry of light punches to the head.
+Boom I stuns Homewrecker with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Homewrecker lashes out with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Boom I gets mad!
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+Boom I connects with a volley of painful blows to the chest! Homewrecker covers up.
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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Homewrecker takes charge with a flurry of painful shots to the solar plexus. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 33 of 33 punches.

Tripod Homewrecker won the round 10-9

Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 20-18


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Homewrecker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Homewrecker backpedals and jabs.

Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Homewrecker attacks with a pair of furious punches to the head. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but Homewrecker steps aside.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Homewrecker whacks Boom I with a volley of shots to the eye.
+Homewrecker slams Boom I with a volley of hard punches to the chin!!
+Homewrecker lashes out with a flurry of wild blows to the jaw.
+Homewrecker fires a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Boom I hits Homewrecker with a straight right to the stomach. Homewrecker beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 31 of 31 punches.

Tripod Homewrecker won the round 10-9

Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 30-27


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Homewrecker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Homewrecker backpedals and jabs.

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-Boom I attacks with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Boom I tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Homewrecker solidly lands a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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+Homewrecker hits with a hook to the face. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
+Homewrecker shakes Boom I with a painful jab to the chest. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Boom I attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Homewrecker covers himself well.
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+Homewrecker hurts Boom I with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Boom I pokes Homewrecker with a left to the chest!
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+Homewrecker shakes Boom I with a pair of punches to the chin. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Boom I throws a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Homewrecker tags Boom I with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Boom I hits Homewrecker with a pair of light blows to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 18 of 40 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 31 of 31 punches.

Tripod Homewrecker won the round 10-9

Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 40-36


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Homewrecker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Homewrecker stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Boom I connects with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus!
+Boom I lashes out with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Homewrecker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Boom I tosses a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Homewrecker wallops Boom I with a heavy sweeping right to the chest.
+Homewrecker takes charge with a flurry of quick punches to the chest. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Boom I tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Homewrecker hits Boom I with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Homewrecker hits with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap blows to the eye.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+Homewrecker takes charge with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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+Boom I rocks Homewrecker with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Homewrecker stuns Boom I with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Homewrecker narrowly avoids it
+Homewrecker throws a series of furious punches to the solar plexus. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
-Boom I tries to land a volley of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 24 of 39 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 31 of 31 punches.

LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 49-46


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Homewrecker is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Homewrecker stays outside and uses his jab.

-Boom I attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Homewrecker deftly avoits it.
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+Boom I fires a stiff hook to the solar plexus. Homewrecker covers up.
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+Homewrecker hits with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Homewrecker lands a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Homewrecker solidly lands a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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+Boom I punches Homewrecker with a series of furious shots to the ribs.
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+Homewrecker hits with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I drills Homewrecker with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Homewrecker laughs!
+Homewrecker thumps Boom I with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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-Boom I tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Boom I tags Homewrecker with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Homewrecker nails Boom I with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
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+Homewrecker pops Boom I with a flurry of nice shots to the nose.
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-Boom I lashes out with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Homewrecker throws a flurry of wild punches to the face. Boom I seems wobbly!
+ The fighters trade shots to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 24 of 39 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 46 of 51 punches.

LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 58-56


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.

Homewrecker looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Homewrecker stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Homewrecker hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Homewrecker wakes up the fans with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
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+Homewrecker tosses a barrage of punches to the temple! Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Homewrecker hits Boom I with a pair of punches to the face!!
+Homewrecker solidly lands a pair of glancing punches to the chest!
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+Boom I hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
+Boom I pops Homewrecker with a flurry of stiff shots to the chest.
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+Homewrecker backs up Boom I with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Homewrecker wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the temple!
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+Boom I jolts Homewrecker with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Boom I fires a volley of punches to the chest, but Homewrecker hides behind his gloves.
-Boom I charges with a right cross to the chest, but Homewrecker narrowly avoids it
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+Homewrecker annoys Boom I with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Boom I jars Homewrecker with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Homewrecker covers up.
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-Boom I launches a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Homewrecker pounds Boom I with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 22 of 35 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 43 of 48 punches.

Tripod Homewrecker won the round 10-9

Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 68-65


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.

Homewrecker collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Homewrecker stays outside and uses his jab.

+Boom I jars Homewrecker with a series of stinging blows to the head!
+Boom I rocks Homewrecker with a volley of glancing crosses to the chin.
Boom I lands a blood spattering left hook and Homewrecker falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
LH Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.

Homewrecker can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 2: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 3: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 4: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 7: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 2: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 3: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 4: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 2: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 3: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 4: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: LH Dork Boom I 10-9

LH Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!