Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Young Grasshopper by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Friday, September 17, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Young Grasshopper!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Grasshopper probes with a series of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper attacks with a series of left blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper probes with a left hook to the jaw, but Slammer ties him up.
Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grasshopper hits with a flurry of off balance blows to the mouth. Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 5 of 25 punches.
Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9
Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Grasshopper is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Grasshopper launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Slammer ties him up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper paws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 4 of 8 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 3 of 26 punches.
Young Grasshopper won the round 10-9
Young Grasshopper is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Grasshopper receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Grasshopper lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Slammer hits with a pair of nasty blows to the jaw. Grasshopper retreats to the far corner.
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+Grasshopper drills Slammer with a flurry of quick shots to the stomach.
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-Grasshopper attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Slammer takes it in the forearms.
Slammer tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grasshopper pops Slammer with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Grasshopper throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer steps aside.
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-Grasshopper attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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+Slammer lands a volley of wild blows to the face! Slammer strikes at will! Grasshopper is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Grasshopper can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Round 2: Young Grasshopper 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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