Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Coal Cracker Slob defeated Post It Note by unanimous decision: 115-114, 116-113, 115-113.Match Saturday, September 11, 2021In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 335 pounds (152 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Slob!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Post It Note!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Coal fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Coal tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Coal pummels Post with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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+Coal hits with a barrage of furious punches to the face!!
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-Post attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Coal charges with a jab to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Coal probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Post leaps aside.
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+Post scores with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
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+Post tags Coal with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 9 of 31 punches, and Post It Note landed 13 of 25 punches.
Post It Note won the round 10-9
Post It Note is winning the fight 10-9
Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Post doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Post throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Post probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Coal ducks just in time.
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+Post nails Coal with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Coal doesn't seem bothered.
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+Coal hits with a barrage of solid punches to the eye. Post sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Coal probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Post beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coal paws a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Post lands a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coal probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Post steps aside.
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-Coal paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Post narrowly avoids it
-Coal throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Post leaps aside.
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-Coal lunges with a right jab to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Coal attacks with a solid straight right to the face. Post asks for time to wipe off the blood.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 14 of 45 punches, and Post It Note landed 11 of 24 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Post doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Post throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Coal blocks.
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+Coal lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Coal throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Post escapes.
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-Coal probes with a left to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Coal rocks Post with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Post lands a vicious sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Coal launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Coal tries a flurry of right blows to the head, but Post leaps aside.
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+Post lashes out with a flurry of painful blows to the solar plexus. Coal sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Coal tries a roundhouse to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Coal tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Coal tries to land a pair of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Coal attacks with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 21 of 60 punches, and Post It Note landed 11 of 23 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 29-28
Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Coal attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Post retreats to the far corner.
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+Post hammers Coal with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
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-Post tries a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Coal attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Post steps aside and laughs.
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-Coal attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coal hits Post with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Post staggers Coal with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Coal tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Post hides behind his gloves.
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-Coal probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Post stays away from it.
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-Post attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 11 of 31 punches, and Post It Note landed 18 of 32 punches.
Post It Note won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coal hurts Post with a flurry of punches to the chin. Post falls against the ropes!
-Coal tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but Post steps aside.
-Coal fires a pair of punches to the temple, but Post backs out of it.
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-Coal paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Coal fires a series of left punches to the nose, but Post takes it in the forearms.
-Coal tries to land a jab to the ribs, but Post blocks.
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+Coal staggers Post with a volley of light punches to the stomach!
-Coal throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Post leaps aside.
+Coal lands a pair of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Coal paws a jab to the stomach, but Post beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 23 of 51 punches, and Post It Note landed 4 of 8 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 48-47
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Post hits with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Coal pounds Post with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Post fires a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Coal covers himself well.
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-Post attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but Coal ducks.
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-Coal lunges with a right to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Post whacks Coal with a barrage of blows to the eye. Coal grimaces in pain.
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+Coal slams Post with a pair of furious punches to the stomach!!
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-Coal tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Post blocks.
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-Coal lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Coal charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Post ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 9 of 30 punches, and Post It Note landed 17 of 32 punches.
Post It Note won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Coal pummels Post with a barrage of strong punches to the head. Post ignores it.
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-Coal attacks with a pair of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Coal lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Post escapes.
-Coal probes with a series of blows to the face, but falls short.
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-Coal throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Post charges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Coal ties him up.
-Post attempts a series of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Coal attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Coal belts Post with a series of solid shots to the ribs. Post sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Coal lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Post blocks.
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-Coal paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Post steps aside and laughs.
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+Post tosses a series of solid punches to the eye!
-Coal attempts a right jab to the ribs, but Post steps aside and laughs.
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+Coal lands a volley of punches to the head. Post grimaces in pain.
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+Post stuns Coal with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 19 of 57 punches, and Post It Note landed 12 of 24 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 67-66
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coal tattoos Post with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Coal attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Coal probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Coal charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Post blocks.
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-Coal charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Post steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 10 of 28 punches, and Post It Note landed 4 of 8 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 77-75
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coal thumps Post with a series of punches to the chin!
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-Coal throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Post ties him up.
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-Post tries a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Coal blocks.
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-Coal attacks with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Post scores with a roundhouse to the temple.
+Post scores with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Coal probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Post ducks just in time.
-Post paws a straight right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Post attacks with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Coal takes it in the forearms.
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-Coal probes with a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Post tosses a volley of loud punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 10 of 29 punches, and Post It Note landed 16 of 31 punches.
Post It Note won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 86-85
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Post rocks Coal with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Coal hurts Post with a volley of stiff punches to the chin. Post doesn't notice.
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-Coal tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Coal probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Post leaps aside.
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+Coal connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
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-Coal throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Post hides behind his gloves.
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+Post lashes out with a series of wild punches to the chest.
-Coal attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Post narrowly avoids it
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+Coal jars Post with a flurry of painful punches to the temple. Post is hurt!
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-Coal lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Post blocks.
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-Coal lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Post lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Post throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Coal launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but Post ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 15 of 63 punches, and Post It Note landed 16 of 29 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 96-95
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Coal charges with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but falls short.
-Coal launches a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Coal throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Coal annoys Post with a pair of stiff punches to the temple.
-Coal attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Coal connects with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
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-Coal attempts a jab to the eye, but misses.
+Post solidly lands a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coal lunges with a roundhouse to the mouth, but Post hides behind his gloves.
-Post attempts a right straight right to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Coal connects with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Post attempts a right jab to the face, but Coal stays away from it.
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-Post lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Coal throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Post steps aside.
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-Coal paws a volley of punches to the temple, but Post stays away from it.
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+Post slams Coal with a barrage of solid blows to the temple! Coal seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 17 of 58 punches, and Post It Note landed 10 of 24 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 106-104
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Post is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Post tags Coal with a series of nice punches to the face!
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+Coal throws a jab to the temple. Post gets mad!
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-Coal throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Post ties him up.
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-Coal fires a roundhouse to the eye, but Post backs out of it.
-Coal fires a series of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Coal probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Post takes it in the forearms.
-Post attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coal jars Post with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth!
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+Coal throws a flurry of quick punches to the temple. Post sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Post throws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Coal attempts a straight right to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Coal throws a series of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Post lands a pair of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Coal Cracker Slob landed 18 of 60 punches, and Post It Note landed 14 of 33 punches.
Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 116-113
Coal doesn't even want to rest!
Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Post It Note 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 4: Post It Note 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 6: Post It Note 10-9
Round 7: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 8: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 9: Post It Note 10-9
Round 10: Post It Note 10-9
Round 11: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Coal Cracker Slob 115-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Post It Note 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 4: Post It Note 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 6: Post It Note 10-9
Round 7: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 8: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 9: Post It Note 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 12: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Total Score: Coal Cracker Slob 116-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Post It Note 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 4: Post It Note 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 6: Post It Note 10-9
Round 7: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 8: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 9: Post It Note 10-9
Round 10: Post It Note 10-9
Round 11: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 12: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Total Score: Coal Cracker Slob 115-113
Coal Cracker Slob wins by decision!
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