Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom defeated Nolan Nadelson AAA by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Thursday, September 9, 2021In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Nolan Nadelson AAA!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom throws a volley of punches to the stomach. Nolan backpedals to his own corner.
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+Nolan hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Nolan lands a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom lands a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
-Dorkdom lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Nolan throws a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
+Nolan attacks with a volley of hard punches to the head.
+Nolan shakes Dorkdom with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Dorkdom sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkdom throws a series of solid punches to the chest.
-Dorkdom fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Nolan punches Dorkdom with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Nolan attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Dorkdom throws a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
Dorkdom lands a cruel blow to the temple and Nolan's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Nolan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkdom hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
Dorkdom lands a devestating right blow to the temple and Nolan is knocked off his feet!!
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Nolan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Nolan charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom thumps Nolan with a barrage of light punches to the chest!!
-Nolan lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but Dorkdom blocks.
-Nolan fires a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Nolan tries to land a right straight right to the chin, but fails to score.
-Nolan paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Nolan throws a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom jars Nolan with a series of glancing blows to the stomach.
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+Nolan annoys Dorkdom with a barrage of nice punches to the eye. Dorkdom ignores it.
+Nolan attacks with a painful jab to the chest. Dorkdom beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 29 of 40 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 37 of 70 punches.
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-7
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkdom collapses limply onto his stool.
Nolan can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 2
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom hits Nolan with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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+Dorkdom fires a volley of wild punches to the ribs. Dorkdom strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Nolan's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom can't remember which corner is his.
Nolan can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-7
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-7
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by a technical knockout!
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