Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Test Stykey defeated Laughable SH by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Saturday, September 4, 2021In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 904 pounds (410 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet and 11 inches (272 centimeters) tall weighing in at 926 pounds (420 kilograms) is Test Stykey!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Stykey takes charge with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Laughable belts Stykey with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey tries to land a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stykey paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable smashes Stykey with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
-Laughable lunges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Stykey ties him up.
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-Laughable charges with a volley of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Laughable takes charge with a strong roundhouse to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 19 of 36 punches, and Test Stykey landed 9 of 24 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 10-9
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Stykey doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Laughable lunges with a pair of blows to the temple, but goes wide.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey charges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Stykey thumps Laughable with a pair of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable hurts Stykey with a solid left to the nose.
+Laughable stuns Stykey with a volley of strong punches to the chin.
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+Laughable pokes Stykey with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Laughable fires a jab to the mouth.
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-Stykey launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Stykey wallops Laughable with a nasty uppercut to the stomach.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 29 of 46 punches, and Test Stykey landed 9 of 23 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 20-18
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stykey doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Stykey launches a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Laughable hides behind his gloves.
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-Laughable fires a volley of punches to the chin, but Stykey steps aside and laughs.
+Laughable pops Stykey with a pair of punches to the chin.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable punches Stykey with a heavy jab to the nose!!
+Laughable strikes with a volley of punches to the chin. Stykey grimaces in pain.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Stykey leaps aside.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stykey wallops Laughable with a volley of shots to the solar plexus!! Laughable hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Laughable annoys Stykey with a loud straight right to the mouth!!
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-Laughable launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Stykey throws a series of strong blows to the stomach!
+Laughable pummels Stykey with a volley of nice punches to the head!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 27 of 50 punches, and Test Stykey landed 11 of 23 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 30-27
Laughable grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Stykey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Stykey launches a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Laughable takes it in the forearms.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but Stykey hides behind his gloves.
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-Laughable probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Stykey steps aside and laughs.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
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+Laughable rocks Stykey with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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+Laughable annoys Stykey with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
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+Stykey hits with a series of wild blows to the chest. Laughable sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Stykey tries a uppercut to the chest, but goes wide.
-Laughable probes with a straight right to the mouth, but misses.
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+Laughable takes charge with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 22 of 47 punches, and Test Stykey landed 8 of 23 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 40-36
Laughable grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Stykey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Laughable pokes Stykey with a pair of nasty punches to the chin!
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+Laughable tattoos Stykey with a strong roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Stykey connects with a pair of loud blows to the solar plexus.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey lunges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Laughable blocks.
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-Stykey paws a right uppercut to the chest, but Laughable narrowly avoids it
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stykey scores with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable lunges with a barrage of blows to the head, but Stykey beats a hasty retreat.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 17 of 31 punches, and Test Stykey landed 8 of 25 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 49-46
Laughable is obviously tired.
Stykey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Laughable lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Stykey stays away from it.
+Stykey throws a flurry of solid punches to the stomach. Laughable seems wobbly!
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey lashes out with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Laughable attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but Stykey leaps aside.
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-Stykey tries to land a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Laughable blocks.
+Laughable tosses a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Laughable wallops Stykey with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable drills Stykey with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Laughable wakes up the fans with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth. Stykey sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 25 of 48 punches, and Test Stykey landed 7 of 22 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 59-55
Laughable is slowing down.
Stykey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable hits with a series of loud blows to the head.
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-Stykey charges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Laughable blocks.
+Laughable lands a barrage of wild punches to the eye!!
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stykey fires a flurry of shots to the chest. Laughable gets mad!
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Stykey deftly avoits it.
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-Stykey lunges with a volley of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey charges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Laughable tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but Stykey beats a hasty retreat.
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-Laughable paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Stykey ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 12 of 32 punches, and Test Stykey landed 9 of 23 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 68-65
Laughable looks exhausted.
Stykey is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable grazes Stykey with a hard jab to the chin.
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-Laughable probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Laughable lashes out with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw. Stykey hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Laughable charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Stykey blocks.
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-Stykey fires a right roundhouse to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Laughable smacks Stykey with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Stykey probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stykey fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stykey annoys Laughable with a series of stiff shots to the stomach.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 21 of 47 punches, and Test Stykey landed 9 of 24 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 77-75
Laughable looks exhausted.
Stykey is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Stykey fights inside. (inside)
-Laughable paws a jab to the temple, but Stykey takes it in the forearms.
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+Laughable tosses a flurry of punches to the eye. Stykey quickly recovers.
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+Stykey tosses a volley of punches to the eye. Laughable sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Stykey lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Laughable staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Laughable struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stykey jolts Laughable with a flurry of shots to the face.
Stykey lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Laughable staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Test Stykey wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Laughable collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Stykey is obviously tired.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 5: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 6: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 7: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 8: Test Stykey 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 5: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 6: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 7: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 8: Test Stykey 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 5: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 6: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 7: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Test Stykey wins by a knockout!
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