Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Laughable SH defeated Test Stykey by unanimous decision: 116-109, 116-109, 115-110.Match Saturday, August 28, 2021In this corner, standing 8 feet and 11 inches (272 centimeters) tall weighing in at 937 pounds (425 kilograms) is Test Stykey!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 893 pounds (405 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Laughable attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but Stykey ducks.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable smashes Stykey with a barrage of off balance shots to the chin. Stykey quickly recovers.
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+Laughable fires a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Stykey throws a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey charges with a volley of left shots to the nose, but misses.
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-Laughable attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Stykey steps aside and laughs.
-Laughable tries a cross to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Laughable attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stykey attempts a series of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Laughable launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Stykey stays away from it.
+Stykey tags Laughable with a volley of punches to the temple.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 8 of 23 punches, and Laughable SH landed 19 of 39 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 10-9
Stykey doesn't want to stop fighting!
Laughable doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 2
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Laughable throws a volley of shots to the nose, but Stykey quickly backs away.
+Laughable drills Stykey with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Laughable pops Stykey with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stykey charges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Stykey attempts a pair of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Laughable tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable wallops Stykey with a furious jab to the mouth. Stykey doesn't notice.
-Stykey fires a flurry of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stykey strikes with a commanding hook to the eye! Laughable doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 8 of 23 punches, and Laughable SH landed 16 of 34 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 20-18
Stykey doesn't even want to rest!
Laughable doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 3
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Laughable grazes Stykey with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Laughable attacks with a flurry of blows to the face, but Stykey deftly avoits it.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stykey smacks Laughable with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Laughable solidly lands a flurry of solid punches to the head!! Stykey beats a hasty retreat.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable staggers Stykey with a series of punches to the nose. Stykey shakes his head to clear it.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stykey probes with a flurry of left blows to the chin, but goes wide.
-Stykey probes with a series of blows to the nose, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 7 of 23 punches, and Laughable SH landed 14 of 30 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 29-28
Stykey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 4
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable backpedals and jabs.
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-Stykey fires a hook to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Stykey tries a series of punches to the face, but Laughable blocks.
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+Laughable stuns Stykey with a nasty hook to the ribs.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey probes with a flurry of blows to the face, but Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 3 of 25 punches, and Laughable SH landed 5 of 8 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Stykey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 5
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey throws a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Laughable paws a pair of left punches to the face, but Stykey hides behind his gloves.
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-Stykey tries to land a series of shots to the chin, but falls short.
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+Laughable smashes Stykey with a barrage of punches to the face. Stykey beats a hasty retreat.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey tries to land a cross to the head, but Laughable ducks.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey lunges with a flurry of blows to the face, but to no avail.
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+Laughable shakes Stykey with a flurry of punches to the eye!!
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 3 of 23 punches, and Laughable SH landed 17 of 34 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 48-47
Stykey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 6
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable backpedals and jabs.
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-Stykey tries a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Laughable leaps aside.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Laughable blocks.
-Stykey fires a flurry of blows to the nose, but Laughable blocks.
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-Stykey paws a volley of punches to the head, but Laughable escapes.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 2 of 22 punches, and Laughable SH landed 5 of 7 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Stykey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 7
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stykey tries a barrage of right blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Laughable pummels Stykey with a barrage of wild punches to the head. Stykey is hurt!
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head!!
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable tries to land a left jab to the eye, but is ineffective.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey lunges with a flurry of left blows to the face, but goes wide.
-Stykey lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin, but Laughable quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 3 of 24 punches, and Laughable SH landed 16 of 30 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 67-66
Stykey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 8
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable backpedals and jabs.
-Stykey throws a series of left blows to the eye, but Laughable quickly backs away.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Stykey attempts a barrage of right blows to the face, but Laughable leaps aside.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable tags Stykey with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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-Stykey launches a flurry of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Laughable backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 2 of 23 punches, and Laughable SH landed 4 of 8 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Stykey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 9
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Laughable attacks with a glancing hook to the temple.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable attempts a series of punches to the face, but Stykey stays away from it.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable fires a flurry of vicious punches to the chin. Stykey hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Laughable lunges with a pair of left punches to the head, but Stykey backs out of it.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Laughable ties him up.
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-Stykey attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Laughable ties him up.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable charges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Stykey ties him up.
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+Laughable connects with a volley of stiff punches to the nose. Stykey is hurt!
Laughable lands a devestating right punch in the nose and Stykey bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Stykey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stykey pounds Laughable with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Laughable slams Stykey with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
-Stykey attempts a pair of left shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 3 of 25 punches, and Laughable SH landed 21 of 39 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-8
Laughable SH is winning the fight 86-84
Stykey is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 10
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable backpedals and jabs.
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-Stykey fires a series of right blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Stykey launches a flurry of shots to the temple, but Laughable quickly backs away.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable pummels Stykey with a series of vicious shots to the eye.
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-Stykey charges with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 2 of 24 punches, and Laughable SH landed 6 of 8 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 95-94
Stykey is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 11
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Stykey throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Laughable quickly backs away.
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+Laughable jolts Stykey with a volley of punches to the temple.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable takes charge with a glancing jab to the chin.
Laughable lands a lightning right smash to the jaw and Stykey collapses!!
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Stykey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Stykey attempts a right jab to the nose, but only hits air.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable punches Stykey with a series of light punches to the jaw.
+Stykey drills Laughable with a series of shots to the jaw!
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-Stykey throws a series of left punches to the eye, but Laughable ducks just in time.
+Laughable hits with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Stykey probes with a series of shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Laughable launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 3 of 23 punches, and Laughable SH landed 23 of 37 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-8
Laughable SH is winning the fight 105-102
Stykey is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 12
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Laughable tries to land a barrage of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable takes charge with a volley of punches to the eye.
Laughable lands a quick right uppercut and Stykey bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Stykey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Laughable hammers Stykey with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple. Stykey sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Stykey attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Stykey tosses a pair of stiff shots to the face. Laughable sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Stykey hides behind his gloves.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable rocks Stykey with a mean hook to the eye.
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-Stykey launches a barrage of blows to the temple, but Laughable steps aside.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stykey lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but Laughable covers himself well.
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-Stykey throws a series of left shots to the nose, but Laughable leaps aside.
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-Stykey lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Laughable attacks with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Laughable smashes Stykey with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Test Stykey landed 2 of 24 punches, and Laughable SH landed 22 of 38 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-8
Laughable SH is winning the fight 115-110
Stykey is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Laughable grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 5: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 6: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 7: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 8: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 9: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 10: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 11: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 12: Laughable SH 10-8
Total Score: Laughable SH 116-109
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 4: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 5: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 6: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 7: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 8: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 9: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 10: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 11: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 12: Laughable SH 10-8
Total Score: Laughable SH 116-109
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 3: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 4: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 5: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 6: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 7: Laughable SH 10-9
Round 8: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 9: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 10: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 11: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 12: Laughable SH 10-8
Total Score: Laughable SH 115-110
Laughable SH wins by decision!
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