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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Dung Eater by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, August 23, 2021

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Eater fights inside. (inside)

+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of nice combinations to the mouth!! Eater quickly recovers.
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+Eater stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of painful blows to the eye. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Eater probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Eater with a pair of shots to the chin!
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious left blow to the temple and Eater's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye.

Eater is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!