Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Friday, August 20, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Larry rocks Slammer with a volley of painful blows to the jaw.
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+Larry punches Slammer with a vicious left to the face.
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+Larry smashes Slammer with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Slammer probes with a pair of blows to the face, but Larry takes it in the forearms.
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+Larry pops Slammer with a quick hook to the temple!!
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+Larry rocks Slammer with a solid cross to the chin.
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+Larry whacks Slammer with a barrage of punches to the temple!
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+Larry shakes Slammer with a volley of quick shots to the nose. Slammer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 31 of 31 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Larry staggers Slammer with a volley of vicious blows to the stomach.
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+Larry whacks Slammer with a series of powerful punches to the chest. Slammer laughs!
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+Larry tags Slammer with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus. Slammer retreats to the far corner.
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-Slammer probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Larry charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Slammer ducks.
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-Larry throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Larry hurts Slammer with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Larry lashes out with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs. Slammer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 22 of 33 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Larry paws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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+Larry nails Slammer with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
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-Larry lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Slammer ties him up.
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-Larry paws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer steps aside.
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+Slammer nails Larry with a flurry of punches to the head. Slammer drops his guard and pounds away! Larry seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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