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Public Fight Report Match Monday, August 16, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out) +Dorkness 1 pops Balink with a flurry of hard combinations to the jaw. Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Balink falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!