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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, August 14, 2021

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Major staggers Minute with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Major tries a series of left punches to the eye, but Minute narrowly avoids it
-Major attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Minute fires a flurry of right punches to the face, but Major quickly backs away.
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+Minute hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest!!
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-Major throws a right jab to the temple, but Minute escapes.
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-Major launches a jab to the eye, but Minute ducks.
+Major strikes with a furious sweeping right to the eye.
-Minute tries a volley of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Major lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Minute attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but Major ducks.
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-Minute launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Major ducks just in time.
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+Minute shakes Major with a strong uppercut to the mouth.
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+Minute belts Major with a volley of punches to the stomach. Major grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 20 of 40 punches, and Capt. Major landed 10 of 33 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-9


Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Major leaps aside.
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-Major attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute backs out of it.
+Minute strikes with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Major hits with a mean jab to the stomach. Minute covers up.
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-Major paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Minute leaps aside.
-Minute probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Minute hurts Major with a pair of nasty punches to the temple!
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-Minute throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Major leaps aside.
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-Minute attempts a series of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Major tries a series of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Major throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Minute punches Major with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 21 of 40 punches, and Capt. Major landed 7 of 34 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Major collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Major stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Major throws a right straight right to the chin, but Minute ducks.
-Minute lashes out with a pair of left punches to the face, but Major beats a hasty retreat.
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-Major attempts a right cross to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Minute fires a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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+Minute tattoos Major with a series of loud punches to the head. Major ignores it.
-Major paws a volley of punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Minute lashes out with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus. Major doesn't seem bothered. Minute is raining blows! Major falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Major can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!