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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, July 31, 2021

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Censored annoys Lover Boy with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Censored attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lover Boy launches a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Censored hits Lover Boy with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
+Censored clocks Lover Boy with a volley of strong blows to the chin.
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-Lover Boy attempts a series of blows to the chest, but Censored blocks.
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+Censored hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose! Lover Boy laughs!
-Censored attempts a right hook to the solar plexus, but Lover Boy hides behind his gloves.
-Censored launches a sweeping right to the face, but Lover Boy beats a hasty retreat.
-Censored charges with a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Lover Boy narrowly avoids it
+Lover Boy connects with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs.
Lover Boy lands a decisive left blow to the head and Censored goes down!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Lover Boy attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
-Censored probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Censored tags Lover Boy with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
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-Censored lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but Lover Boy takes it in the forearms.
-Lover Boy lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Censored throws a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Censored probes with a right straight right to the chest, but Lover Boy narrowly avoids it
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+Censored hammers Lover Boy with a jab to the jaw!
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+Lover Boy attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest. Lover Boy is hammering relentlessly! Censored is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!