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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 26, 2021 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out) +Straw punches Balink with a volley of commanding punches to the nose! Straw lands a brutal hook and Balink's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Straw can't remember which corner is his. Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!