Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Test Stykey defeated Laughable SH by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Saturday, July 24, 2021In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 881 pounds (400 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet and 11 inches (272 centimeters) tall weighing in at 958 pounds (435 kilograms) is Test Stykey!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Laughable tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Stykey jars Laughable with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Laughable ties him up.
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+Stykey tattoos Laughable with a straight right to the stomach.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Laughable ties him up.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable drills Stykey with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable pounds Stykey with a barrage of vicious combinations to the eye!
Laughable lands a crashing right cross to the jaw and Stykey falls to the canvas!!
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Stykey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Laughable throws a flurry of combinations to the chin. Stykey doesn't seem bothered.
Laughable lands a crashing right haymaker and Stykey is flattened!!
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Stykey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Laughable backs up Stykey with a flurry of off balance combinations to the face.
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-Laughable throws a volley of left shots to the head, but he's too slow.
-Laughable paws a volley of right punches to the head, but Stykey ducks just in time.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey attempts a left uppercut to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stykey nails Laughable with a strong hook to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 10 of 32 punches, and Test Stykey landed 9 of 25 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-7
Laughable SH is winning the fight 10-7
Laughable doesn't even want to rest!
Stykey doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Laughable tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Laughable attempts a sweeping right to the chin, but falls short.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable fires a pair of powerful combinations to the temple.
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+Stykey tags Laughable with a pair of powerful punches to the chest. Laughable sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Laughable attempts a series of right combinations to the head, but he's too slow.
-Stykey lashes out with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Laughable beats a hasty retreat.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Laughable ducks just in time.
+Laughable staggers Stykey with a barrage of blows to the temple. Stykey laughs!
Laughable lands a mighty left cross to the jaw and Stykey bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Stykey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stykey smacks Laughable with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Laughable hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple!
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-Laughable tries to land a volley of right combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
-Laughable fires a combination to the head, but Stykey backs out of it.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 11 of 32 punches, and Test Stykey landed 7 of 23 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-8
Laughable SH is winning the fight 20-15
Laughable remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stykey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Laughable tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Stykey stuns Laughable with a series of punches to the ribs.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable strikes with a volley of light combinations to the chin.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stykey lands a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Stykey tries to land a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable fires a jab to the jaw, but Stykey covers himself well.
-Laughable fires a barrage of punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Laughable attempts a pair of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Stykey throws a pair of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable hits Stykey with a straight right to the nose!
Laughable lands a cruel left uppercut and Stykey's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Stykey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Laughable attacks with a pair of shots to the face, but only hits air.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey attempts a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 11 of 30 punches, and Test Stykey landed 6 of 24 punches.
Laughable SH won the round 10-8
Laughable SH is winning the fight 30-23
Laughable is obviously tired.
Stykey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Laughable tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Stykey pummels Laughable with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Laughable tries a barrage of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Stykey charges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey launches a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Laughable backs out of it.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable hits Stykey with a volley of painful combinations to the chin. Stykey covers up.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey throws a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Laughable backs out of it.
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-Laughable tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but Stykey quickly backs away.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 7 of 35 punches, and Test Stykey landed 5 of 23 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 39-33
Laughable is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Stykey is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Laughable tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable staggers Stykey with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable fires a barrage of right blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey launches a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Laughable escapes.
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-Stykey lunges with a left hook to the chest, but Laughable ties him up.
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-Laughable lunges with a series of left shots to the eye, but Stykey ducks.
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-Stykey tries to land a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Laughable deftly avoits it.
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-Laughable probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but Stykey beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 6 of 31 punches, and Test Stykey landed 7 of 22 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 48-43
Laughable looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Stykey is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Laughable tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Stykey tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Laughable hits with a uppercut to the nose.
-Stykey throws a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Laughable steps aside and laughs.
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+Stykey pounds Laughable with a powerful right to the stomach.
-Laughable attempts a pair of combinations to the nose, but Stykey steps aside.
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-Laughable fires a left combination to the nose, but Stykey blocks.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey attempts a cross to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Laughable attacks with a volley of right combinations to the nose, but Stykey narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 6 of 32 punches, and Test Stykey landed 6 of 25 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 57-53
Laughable collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Stykey is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Laughable tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Laughable charges with a volley of combinations to the nose, but misses.
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-Stykey attacks with a left uppercut to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Laughable attempts a volley of combinations to the temple, but Stykey quickly backs away.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable punches Stykey with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
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+Stykey hits Laughable with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Stykey tries to land a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Laughable ducks just in time.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stykey lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stykey lunges with a pair of shots to the chest, but Laughable stays away from it.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Laughable throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Stykey stays away from it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Laughable SH landed 5 of 35 punches, and Test Stykey landed 8 of 22 punches.
Test Stykey won the round 10-9
Laughable SH is winning the fight 66-63
Laughable receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Stykey is slowing down.
ROUND 8
Laughable tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stykey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable scores with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
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Laughable tries to attack, but Stykey hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stykey smacks Laughable with a series of stinging blows to the ribs.
-Laughable attempts a jab to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Stykey rocks Laughable with a roundhouse to the solar plexus. Laughable doesn't seem bothered. Stykey drops his guard and pounds away! Laughable starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Test Stykey wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Laughable can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Stykey is obviously tired.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-7
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 4: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 5: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 6: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 7: Test Stykey 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-7
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 4: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 5: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 6: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 7: Test Stykey 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Laughable SH 10-7
Round 2: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 3: Laughable SH 10-8
Round 4: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 5: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 6: Test Stykey 10-9
Round 7: Test Stykey 10-9
Test Stykey wins by a technical knockout!
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