Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) "Jennifer Capriati" defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Thursday, July 22, 2021In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 153 pounds (69 kilograms) is "Jennifer Capriati"!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Jennifer Capriati is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu! punches Jennifer Capriati with a glancing jab to the ribs.
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+Jennifer Capriati jolts Tutu! with a pair of punches to the chest. Tutu! covers up.
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+Jennifer Capriati connects with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu! punches Jennifer Capriati with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jennifer Capriati tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Jennifer Capriati deftly avoits it.
-Tutu! lashes out with a pair of shots to the chest, but Jennifer Capriati steps aside.
-Tutu! launches a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Jennifer Capriati tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Jennifer Capriati" landed 11 of 23 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 9 of 33 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Jennifer Capriati doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Jennifer Capriati is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Jennifer Capriati tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Jennifer Capriati paws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! throws a jab to the chest, but Jennifer Capriati ducks.
+Jennifer Capriati pounds Tutu! with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus!
-Tutu! launches a jab to the stomach, but Jennifer Capriati escapes.
-Tutu! fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses.
+Jennifer Capriati grazes Tutu! with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu! attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Jennifer Capriati" landed 12 of 24 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 25 punches.
"Jennifer Capriati" won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Jennifer Capriati doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
Jennifer Capriati is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Jennifer Capriati hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Jennifer Capriati stuns Tutu! with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Tutu! throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jennifer Capriati steps aside and laughs.
-Tutu! attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Tutu! tosses a series of quick punches to the ribs. Jennifer Capriati shakes his head to clear it.
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-Tutu! throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Jennifer Capriati escapes.
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-Tutu! lunges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Jennifer Capriati annoys Tutu! with a left to the chest!! Jennifer Capriati is hammering relentlessly! Tutu! seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
"Jennifer Capriati" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Jennifer Capriati doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: "Jennifer Capriati" 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: "Jennifer Capriati" 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: "Jennifer Capriati" 10-9
"Jennifer Capriati" wins by a technical knockout!
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