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(Super-Heavyweight) Laughable SH defeated Pearly Gates by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, July 17, 2021

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 881 pounds (400 kilograms) is Laughable SH!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is Pearly Gates!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Laughable stays outside and uses his jab.
Gates clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Gates lunges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
+Laughable whacks Gates with a series of wild blows to the temple.
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+Gates punches Laughable with a barrage of blows to the face.
Laughable tries to attack, but Gates hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laughable fires a nice jab to the head. Gates quickly recovers.
Laughable lands a powerful blow to the head and Gates's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Gates struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Laughable tries to attack, but Gates hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laughable lands a barrage of blows to the face. Gates hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Laughable hurts Gates with a flurry of punches to the head! Gates doesn't seem bothered.
Laughable lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Gates drops like a stone!!

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Gates struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Laughable annoys Gates with a barrage of glancing blows to the mouth.
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+Laughable grazes Gates with a pair of light punches to the nose.
Laughable lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Gates hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Laughable SH wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Laughable doesn't want to stop fighting!

Gates grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.





Laughable SH wins by a knockout!