Public Fight Report
(Super-Middleweight) Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids defeated Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Friday, July 16, 2021In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Roids is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Roids connects with a volley of punches to the temple. Punchy gets mad!
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy fires a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Roids quickly backs away.
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-Punchy probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Punchy attempts a uppercut to the nose, but Roids steps aside and laughs.
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Roids jars Punchy with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Roids pounds Punchy with a series of loud punches to the nose.
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+Roids attacks with a glancing jab to the nose. Punchy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Roids lands a barrage of wild punches to the head. Punchy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Punchy lashes out with a nasty hook to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 9 of 24 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 30 of 30 punches.
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 10-9
Punchy doesn't want to stop fighting!
Roids doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Roids is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Roids jars Punchy with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Punchy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Roids fires a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Roids stuns Punchy with a series of nasty shots to the temple.
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-Punchy paws a series of blows to the jaw, but Roids hides behind his gloves.
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Punchy lands a flurry of furious blows to the nose.
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-Punchy lunges with a series of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Punchy probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Roids attacks with a pair of punches to the nose!!
+Roids fires a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 8 of 24 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 31 of 31 punches.
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 20-18
Punchy doesn't want to stop fighting!
Roids doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Roids is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Punchy charges with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Roids narrowly avoids it
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+Roids whacks Punchy with a flurry of punches to the chin!
+Roids punches Punchy with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
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+Roids grazes Punchy with a flurry of punches to the eye! Punchy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy attempts a pair of blows to the chin, but Roids hides behind his gloves.
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-Punchy attempts a pair of left shots to the face, but Roids takes it in the forearms.
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+Roids fires a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Roids attacks with a nice jab to the mouth.
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+Punchy pounds Roids with a series of punches to the temple. Roids quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 7 of 25 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 30 of 30 punches.
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 30-27
Punchy doesn't even want to rest!
Roids doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Roids is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Roids connects with a mean hook to the eye.
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+Roids fires a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Punchy attacks with a volley of shots to the face, but Roids hides behind his gloves.
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+Roids hurts Punchy with a pair of punches to the temple.
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Punchy rocks Roids with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Punchy attacks with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Roids hides behind his gloves.
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-Punchy throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Roids fires a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 8 of 23 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 30 of 34 punches.
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 40-36
Punchy doesn't even want to rest!
Roids remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Roids is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Roids fires a pair of commanding punches to the face.
-Punchy tries a roundhouse to the jaw, but Roids escapes.
+Roids tattoos Punchy with a pair of light punches to the eye!
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+Punchy wakes up the fans with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
-Punchy charges with a pair of right shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Punchy tries to land a uppercut to the head, but Roids takes it in the forearms.
+Roids slams Punchy with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Punchy pounds Roids with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Roids backs up Punchy with a flurry of punches to the face!!
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+Roids fires a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
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+Roids throws a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 11 of 34 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 32 of 33 punches.
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 50-45
Punchy doesn't even want to rest!
Roids remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 6
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Roids is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Roids fires a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw. Punchy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Punchy charges with a flurry of left blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Punchy probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Roids blocks.
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+Punchy throws a sweeping right to the nose.
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-Punchy probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Roids steps aside and laughs.
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy tries to land a barrage of left shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 12 of 34 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 8 of 8 punches.
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 59-55
Punchy doesn't even want to rest!
Roids grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 7
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Roids is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Roids narrowly avoids it
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-Punchy tries a series of punches to the eye, but Roids stays away from it.
Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy probes with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Punchy whacks Roids with a series of solid punches to the temple. Roids beats a hasty retreat.
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-Punchy probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Punchy charges with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 11 of 33 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 7 of 9 punches.
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 68-65
Punchy doesn't even want to rest!
Roids remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 8
Punchy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Roids is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Punchy launches a series of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Punchy throws a pair of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Punchy punches Roids with a series of strong punches to the chin. Roids hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Punchy throws a series of left blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
Roids tries to attack, but Punchy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Punchy fires a volley of blows to the face, but Roids ducks just in time.
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+Roids wakes up the fans with a series of quick punches to the head! Punchy is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 9 of 33 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 8 of 8 punches.
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 77-75
Punchy doesn't even want to rest!
Roids remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 9
Punchy tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Roids is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Roids hammers Punchy with a series of loud punches to the chin!
-Punchy launches a right straight right to the head, but Roids blocks.
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+Roids thumps Punchy with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Roids hammers Punchy with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
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-Punchy charges with a series of shots to the temple, but Roids beats a hasty retreat.
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+Roids annoys Punchy with a volley of quick punches to the temple. Punchy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Punchy fires a series of punches to the mouth. Roids asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Roids jolts Punchy with a barrage of light punches to the chin.
+Punchy wakes up the fans with a jab to the head.
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-Punchy tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Roids backs up Punchy with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 13 of 34 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 31 of 31 punches.
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 87-84
Punchy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye.
Roids grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 10
Punchy tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Roids is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Punchy attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Punchy charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Punchy attempts a pair of combinations to the face, but only hits air.
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+Roids lands a pair of light punches to the temple.
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-Punchy launches a volley of left combinations to the mouth, but Roids ducks just in time.
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-Punchy charges with a volley of right combinations to the face, but misses completely.
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+Punchy hits Roids with a series of solid combinations to the jaw!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 9 of 33 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 8 of 8 punches.
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 96-94
Punchy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye.
Roids grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 11
Punchy tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Roids is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Roids catches Punchy with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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+Roids solidly lands a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Roids tosses a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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+Roids tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Roids fires a quick right to the jaw.
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-Punchy tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Punchy jars Roids with a pair of combinations to the temple.
+Roids annoys Punchy with a series of blows to the nose.
+Punchy jars Roids with a nice jab to the face.
-Punchy attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Roids ducks just in time.
+Roids hits Punchy with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
+Roids hits with a straight right to the temple.
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-Punchy attempts a volley of combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
-Punchy probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Roids wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 12 of 33 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 30 of 30 punches.
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 106-103
Punchy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye.
Roids grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 12
Punchy fights inside. (inside)
Roids is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Punchy tries to land a left to the head, but Roids covers himself well.
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+Roids fires a series of mean punches to the eye.
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-Punchy tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Roids hits with a series of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Roids hits with a pair of quick blows to the temple.
+Punchy hits Roids with a pair of shots to the jaw.
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+Roids suprises Punchy with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth! Punchy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Roids fires a series of loud punches to the mouth. Punchy is hurt!
Roids lands a devestating left punch in the nose and Punchy lands flat on his back!!
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Punchy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Roids throws a series of heavy punches to the face.
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+Punchy tosses a volley of shots to the head.
Punchy lands a slow motion right cross to the jaw and Roids hurtles to the canvas!!
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Roids struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Punchy charges with a volley of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Punchy rocks Roids with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Roids laughs!
+Punchy stuns Roids with a series of shots to the mouth.
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-Punchy fires a uppercut to the head, but only hits air.
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-Punchy attempts a series of right shots to the mouth, but Roids leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin landed 12 of 42 punches, and Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids landed 34 of 34 punches.
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids won the round 10-9
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids is winning the fight 116-112
Punchy is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Roids is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 2: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 3: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 4: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 5: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 6: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 7: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 8: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 9: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 10: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 11: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 12: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Total Score: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 2: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 3: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 4: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 5: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 6: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 7: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 8: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 9: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 10: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 11: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 12: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Total Score: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 116-112
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 2: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 3: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 4: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 5: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 6: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 7: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 8: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 9: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 10: Edward "Punchy" McLaughlin 10-9
Round 11: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Round 12: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 10-9
Total Score: Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids 116-112
Oompa Loompa on Stykey Roids wins by decision!
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